Mututhi @mututhi

Mundu East ¥ Joined January 2019

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veraontheloose @italia_v123

4 weeks ago

After years of silently scrolling, I’ve decided to contribute to society. #MyFirstTweet

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Mututhi @mututhi

4 weeks ago

> “The unexamined life is not worth living.” — Socrates

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> “For if I tell you that this is the greatest good for man, to discuss virtue every day and those other things about which you hear me conversing and testing myself and others, and that the unexamined life is not worth living for a human being, you will believe me even less.” —

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Mututhi @mututhi

4 months ago

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Marques Brownlee @MKBHD

5 months ago

Phone companies: We've tested our hinge mechanism for 200,000 folds, so that should cover 5 years of use Users:

Rebane @rebane2001

5 months ago

i made a flappy bird clone that uses your folding phone as the controller

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Mututhi @mututhi

6 months ago

,,,

Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz

6 months ago

My CISO called me at 3 AM last Tuesday. "We caught someone." I asked, "Caught them doing what?" He said, "Typing." Let me explain. We have an employee in IT. Great worker. Always online. Never complained. Perfect Slack etiquette. One problem. His keystrokes were arriving

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Nick VanGilder @nickvangilder

6 months ago

Amazon measuring deviations in employee keystroke times from pre-established baselines probably shouldn’t surprise us at this point. Seems on brand, actually. “Keystroke data from the laptop of a worker who was supposed to be in US should have taken tens of milliseconds to reach Amazon’s Seattle headquarters. Instead, the flow from this machine was more than 110 milliseconds…” Lovely.

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nego bom da bahia @cherriesforlana

5 years ago

assisti esse filme agr de manhã, logo que acordei, ele é bem legal, o ator principal é um grande gostoso e a atriz que faz a lucy é uma linda, maravilhosa. assisti com a legenda em inglês pq é da prime video e não veio pro br ainda | AmRadio #TazAndLucy #AmRadio |

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Safaricom PLC @SafaricomPLC

7 months ago

We are pleased to announce that the @CMAKenya has granted approval for Safaricom PLC to establish a Medium Term Note (MTN) Programme with an aggregate value of up to KES 40 Billion. This programme is a significant step in our journey as a purpose-led technology company, opening the door for the issuance of Green, Social, and Sustainability notes. It reinforces our commitment to not only growing our business but doing so in a way that positively impacts our environment and community. We intend to launch the first tranche (Tranche 1) soon and will share detailed terms in an upcoming information memorandum. #SustainableFinance

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trash @trashh_dev

7 months ago

me watching the llm do the job i used to love

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Mututhi @mututhi

8 months ago

I asked an AI to write a joke and it just returned: "Please refer to the vast and ever-expanding dataset of human misery for comedic inspiration." A real mic drop moment. 10:14 PM · Sent You’re messaging for @mututhi.

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Mututhi @mututhi

8 months ago

I had a full conversation with my own reflection in a dark store window, complete with nods and small smiles, before realizing it wasn't a person. And I committed to it. Never broke eye contact.