Scogs @mscogs

NYC. Product. Books. Joined September 2010

Tweets

4K
Followers

489
Following

2K
Likes

13K

Scogs @mscogs

a week ago

When people cover up their kid's face with emojis online, it makes me feel like a creep for no reason... Like I'm the problem... I didn't even wanna see that dork's mug anyway.

0 0 0 12 0

View Details

Scogs @mscogs

2 weeks ago

What’s going on at Alo clothing brand

0 0 0 18 0

View Details

Scogs @mscogs

2 weeks ago

‘Summer bod is over. Autumnal abs are in.’ - my pitch to The Cut because i didn’t lock in and am still chonk.

0 0 1 54 0

View Details

Scogs @mscogs

3 weeks ago

Hiding behind my futon from a masked killer, when suddenly my phone vibrates with a push notification.

0 0 4 163 0

View Details

Scogs @mscogs

a month ago

Hanging on to the top line of this K-shaped economy like

0 0 0 40 0

View Details

Scogs @mscogs

a month ago

Why every teen in Hinsdale, Illinois look beautiful and mean

0 0 0 47 0

View Details

Scogs @mscogs

a month ago

Embarrassment is a weapon of the ruling class. Another weapon is celebrity gossip. All tools to distract the hoi polloi by shadow figures on the cave wall.

0 0 0 30 0

View Details

Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm

2 months ago

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

790 10K 45K 4.3M 14K

View Details

Scogs @mscogs

2 months ago

Had a strategy fail today. I knew we were having chic fil a at lunch, so I brought meatballs and veggies to curb my appetite at 11am. Backfired. Ended up just eating the same amount of gluttonous chic fil a on top of my decoy calories. Powerless against the flavor.

0 0 0 51 0

View Details

Scogs @mscogs

2 months ago

My hands look like this so my children’s can look like this

0 0 1 29 0

View Details

Scogs @mscogs

2 months ago

‘Your father HODL’d the great SaaSpocalypse of 2026’

0 0 0 20 0

View Details

Scogs @mscogs

3 months ago

Sometimes I see a color blue so nice I’m moved to near tears. No other color comes close.

0 0 1 61 0

View Details

Scogs @mscogs

4 months ago

@Cibolan2000 I can imagine, FB is a whole different ball game...

0 0 0 7 0

View Details

Scogs @mscogs

4 months ago

Just 'locked in' for an absolutely riveting 30 mins of LinkedIn stalking people from my past.

1 0 3 75 0

View Details

Vincent Barone @vinbarone

4 months ago

A visualization of people having a great day each month.

Patrick Cleary @PatrickDCleary

4 months ago

Longest Citi Bike trip in each month of 2025

43 47 1K 308K 274

3 61 3K 150K 173

View Details

Scogs @mscogs

4 months ago

In SF for the weekend and it can be tough to have guilt-free lazy days here in this climate. Like o cool I had 4 afternoon pints at Radhaus instead of vibe coding and now I’ve doomed my family to the permanent underclass.

0 0 0 37 0

View Details

Scogs @mscogs

4 months ago

Another day, another viral, partially-AI-written article depleting my net worth. As a young boy, i thought the robotic revolution wud look a bit more like "I, robot" humanoids dragging my family out into the street, not 7,000 word screeds on why my email job is fake.

Citrini @citrini

4 months ago

JUNE 2028. The S&P is down 38% from its highs. Unemployment just printed 10.2%. Private credit is unraveling. Prime mortgages are cracking. AI didn’t disappoint. It exceeded every expectation. What happened? citriniresearch.com/p/2028gic

2K 4K 28K 28.7M 47K

0 0 1 101 0

View Details

Scogs @mscogs

4 months ago

When did everyone start flying with the windows down. 7:30 flight you’d think it was 4am. Im on the night bus in the sky. Wake up people let me read.

1 0 1 55 0

View Details

Scogs @mscogs

4 months ago

Jesters on this plane snoozemaxxing, while I’m watching the latest Katheryn Bigelow on my iPad™️…built different I guess…

0 0 0 42 0

View Details

Scogs @mscogs

4 months ago

I think that the planet least spoken in the English language is Venus. No one talks about it. Saturn is a horoscope thing. Elon loves Mars. Pluto is a punchline. Someone just said Venus and stopped me in my tracks. It was like hearing an ancient tune whistled in a dense woods.