Mike Patnode @mpatnode

Tilting at Digital Windmills mpsharp.com San Francisco Joined December 2007

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Mike Patnode @mpatnode

5 days ago

Tried to sign up for an @Azure training class. After the 4th CAPTCHA I gave up. Guess I'm a robot afterall.

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5 months ago

@MicrosoftTeams why does Teams send a reminder for every past event of the week every time I connect to Android Auto?

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Mike Patnode @mpatnode

6 months ago

So you and your other veteran developer friends are getting cranky and like to take naps. Never heard of this phenomena before. Must be AI: businessinsider.com/software-engin…

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Mike Patnode @mpatnode

6 months ago

All my @EmporiaEnergy plugs turned off and started blinking red today. Holding down the power button doesn't reset them. Anyone else?

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Mike Patnode @mpatnode

9 months ago

@StupIdiocy @Azure @AzureSupport I love it when even the health page goes down:

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@msft4startups When I log into portal.startups.microsoft.com with my LinkedIn credentials page just spins forever. Anyone else seeing this? Trying to report an issue, but I can't even get to that page. Been this way all weekend.

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Mike Patnode @mpatnode

11 months ago

@DoorDash Why does it take an more than an hour to confirm an order?

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Mike Patnode @mpatnode

11 months ago

@mikebelshe0 Know anyone who is doing this? transparency-analytics.com/s/TA-Tokenized…

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Mike Patnode @mpatnode

a year ago

Congrats to the @nytimesarts who just moved the Wordle bot behind a higher paywall than the one I've been paying for years. #eshitification.

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Mike Patnode @mpatnode

a year ago

Congratulations to @WIRED for making it impossible to unsubscribe online! It appears your hypocrisy knows no bounds #eshitification

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Mike Patnode @mpatnode

2 years ago

TFW you realize @WagWalking made it so hard to unsubscribe that they suckered you for another year. Of course, no support email to communicate with.

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Mike Patnode @mpatnode

3 years ago

@Enphase why can't I cut & paste a Wifi password into your app. Seems like you go through the trouble to specifically prevent it. Do you hate password managers?

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Mike Patnode @mpatnode

3 years ago

@Rippling I'm unable to digitally sign my legible full name with a mouse. Curious how you bypass ADA requirements there.

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Mike Patnode @mpatnode

3 years ago

HBO vs Netflix is akin to Apple vs Google. Today, humanity is still winning over the algorithm, but while I'm rooting for humanity, the algorithm is coming on strong.

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Mike Patnode @mpatnode

3 years ago

Boy Scout Troop 58 is one of the only food booths accepting @Venmo at the SF 🍒 🌸 Festival! Have any signage you can bring us? #spammasubi

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Mike Patnode @mpatnode

4 years ago

@ProfBrianCox That is ridiculous. But will you admit they communicate between ships by creating signs in cornfields?

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Mike Patnode @mpatnode

4 years ago

Mostly agree with this, but he ignores the value of continually testing small changes and TDD. That's why waterfall died out: uxdesign.cc/the-age-of-agi…

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Mike Patnode @mpatnode

4 years ago

We're in the very fortunate position of growing the team. Looking for a Sr. Build & Release engineer who wants to build the CI/CD automated dream: No PR is merged unless unit-test code coverage percentage increases! lnkd.in/gdznZJY9 Principals…lnkd.in/gw6gzZfW