Will Graham Advice @mongoosetherapy

Advice with a little less murder. (But only a little.) Ask me anything: https://t.co/jtFWlxX9lA Joined February 2020

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Will Graham Advice @mongoosetherapy

7 years ago

It's always safe to assume that your murder husband is sulking when he locks himself in the study and you can faintly hear Mozart's Lacrimosa from behind the door.

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Will Graham Advice @mongoosetherapy

7 years ago

@nevr2m Well, that's not nice

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Will Graham Advice @mongoosetherapy

7 years ago

Alright, I'll bite.

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7 years ago

@nise_kazura @murdertherapy Then I have nothing for you

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Will Graham Advice @mongoosetherapy

7 years ago

@nise_kazura @murdertherapy It's really quite simple. You just had to backspace a few times. "Deep" wasn't entirely inaccurate on its own.

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Will Graham Advice @mongoosetherapy

7 years ago

@grantairess This is the most accurate one, so far

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Will Graham Advice @mongoosetherapy

7 years ago

Be nobody's man. Always keep your motives and alliances hidden, vaguely unknown even to yourself, until it's time to strike.

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Will Graham Advice @mongoosetherapy

7 years ago

It's not about the person you wish you were; it's about who you really are. You can pretend to be someone you're not all you want, but eventually the real you will come crawling out from inside, feral and screaming for blood.

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Hannibal Lecter Advice @murdertherapy

7 years ago

@mongoosetherapy Très bien, ma petite mangouste

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Will Graham Advice @mongoosetherapy

7 years ago

With so much free time on my hands (and at H's insistence), I have started to learn French. Today I learned the only phrase I feel I will ever need: Puis-je caresser votre chien?

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Will Graham Advice @mongoosetherapy

7 years ago

Briefly entertained the idea that I would be a great parent, then remembered that children cannot always be bribed with treats the way dogs can. I change my mind.