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Abandon yourself to chance and chaos, riffraff Joined January 2012-
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Watched the whole of ' world war 2 ' with Tom Hanks today. Everyone's out, just me and a bottle of red. What a day
@EuropeanBob26 Corrrr, that sticker took me right back 🐀
RIGHT NOW in 1944, the first of 20,000 Allied paratroopers are dropping into Normandy. The long-awaited liberation of France is underway.
Epsom derby is dead, years ago, the whole manor would be up there early doors, ready for one of the best days of the year, I honestly don't know one person going this year
@Johnnygree43391 @ProfessorJamesA Fucking hell, you've found A i , im in trouble 😳
@CalderbankAndy @ProfessorJamesA I'm looking forward to watching the bin man's face tomorrow morning, I might even go in late to work just to see him 😂
@olliejustwanks Can't beat a council estate princess 👌
Cuzz Lightyear
If you have diabetes do not eat the pineapple jar it’s not safe it nearly killed my cousin. My cousin had 2 of them yesterday and ate all the pineapple and drank all the liquid and now he has been hospitalized because he’s in a diabetic coma. If you have diabetes and you eat
Women away 😂
Trainers like this were what Lost Property used to provide for PE at school, now yer fellas dropping £200 on a pair for a rave
Heaviest pair this year.
@EuropeanBob26 Its absolutely broke me, poor poor lad.
James Milner retiring means 2026-27 will be the first English top-flight season since 1956-57 that will not feature a single player who played under Sir Bobby Robson.
ScottovDurham @rwall83060758
634 Followers 476 Following Miserable Demi-Jock Simpleton, Problem Solver, Toon but not Cartoon, Tyne Bridge Loyal…
BelfastDon @BelfastDon
399 Followers 379 Following Husband,father,Labrador operator, likes a break abroad
Scotty @Gaydog221170
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James Shaw @BigShaw1
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Pooball🟤 @pooball
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Tooting & Mitcham Uni... @OfficialTmufc
7K Followers 956 Following Official Account of Tooting & Mitcham United FC. Combined Counties League Premier Division South.
The Return of Captain... @RoyalLancashire
181 Followers 208 Following Retired from @NASA Tics. 'Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.'
Ant 🏴�... @anthonytmufc
626 Followers 731 Following 21 | Tooting And Mitcham sufferer | @TMUFCPodcast
SouthLondonisBlackand... @TaM_BaW
714 Followers 603 Following for supporters. by supporters. A site for writing inspired by Tooting & Mitcham United FC #SouthLondonisBlackandWhite
Ya big dosser part 4 @iced_again
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JB @JB__93_
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Mudhutter @mudhutter
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Kelly @krunyyzec
174 Followers 2K Following May your journey be kind to you, uphold you in #love , bring healing and renewal and bless you with #compassion toward yourself and others.
Jack Scott @Scott92Jack
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O'c @owie778
486 Followers 2K Following
Steve @CansAndBansV13
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Grassroots Football #... @GRFootball
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Ian Edwards @IanEdwards20893
2 Followers 21 Following
Mal @MalS1012
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Sir Les @KeithPenelope3
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Alex Dowling @ViciVidiVeniAD
172 Followers 576 Following 28 years old always entertaining into Formula 1 and Music living life to the extreme
Harry Tingley @HarryTMUFC
15 Followers 21 Following
Erika Rika @erika_malgeea
160 Followers 2K Following I want a relationship where you can mess around, and play fight, and tease each other. ♥
Tom Stanbury @tomstanbury
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Fergal Kiernan @FergalKiernan2
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Dean Thomas @DeanoThomas84
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Andy Harrup @andy_harrup
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Ava Johnson @AvaJohnson32590
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Reeves Musk @ReevesM15434
17 Followers 316 Following You will be randomly followed by my private account,I will be following only the selected winners/ using this opportunity to help X users and the world 🌎
Vinyl Records🎱✝�... @j_c_domingues
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Bossman @PieFaceMark
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Ash W @AshWi86
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Steve @CansAndBansV12
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Leo Toystory @LeoToystory
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Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk
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the Karenkis @TKarenkis47423
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Lorthoret @Lorthoretj7xP
65 Followers 4K Following
LOVE NON-LEAGUE @Love_non_league
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Edwin Guerra @GratewonGuerra
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Albert Bartlett-Rober... @BartlettRoberts
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toy-toys @toy_toys_shirts
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Tesla X @x_tesla73356
9 Followers 284 Following Entrepreneur 🚀| Spacex • CEO & Twitter • CTO 🚔| Tesla • CEO and Product architect 🚄| Hyperloop • Founder 🧩| OpenAI • Co-founder 👇🏻| Build A 7-fig
@Sharpy09 @Sharpy980
1K Followers 3K Following Chelsea fan, South London lad, loves gaming, dab hand with a paint brush, wannabe astronaut, love a GIF, UTC, KTBFFH #BlueCoOut #ClearlakeOut
Ali Roberts @aliroberts1987
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Geoffrey Bowles @grantvbseech
309 Followers 947 Following There's a whisper on the night-wind, there's a star agleam to guide us, And the Wild is calling, calling . . . let us go.
ScottovDurham @rwall83060758
634 Followers 476 Following Miserable Demi-Jock Simpleton, Problem Solver, Toon but not Cartoon, Tyne Bridge Loyal…
BelfastDon @BelfastDon
399 Followers 379 Following Husband,father,Labrador operator, likes a break abroad
Scotty @Gaydog221170
1K Followers 2K Following
Neil M @WAFC_TPC
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James Shaw @BigShaw1
3K Followers 5K Following Commercial Partnership Ideation @WilliamsRacing. Non-league GK, #NUFC + #FinsUp fan. IG: jameseshaw1 (Views are very much my own)
Pooball🟤 @pooball
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Tooting & Mitcham Uni... @OfficialTmufc
7K Followers 956 Following Official Account of Tooting & Mitcham United FC. Combined Counties League Premier Division South.
Tat @MenkFeck
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The Return of Captain... @RoyalLancashire
181 Followers 208 Following Retired from @NASA Tics. 'Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.'
Ant 🏴�... @anthonytmufc
626 Followers 731 Following 21 | Tooting And Mitcham sufferer | @TMUFCPodcast
SouthLondonisBlackand... @TaM_BaW
714 Followers 603 Following for supporters. by supporters. A site for writing inspired by Tooting & Mitcham United FC #SouthLondonisBlackandWhite
Ya big dosser part 4 @iced_again
483 Followers 683 Following XL bully breeder #sameroom#webcam #wafc
Harry Tingley @HarryTMUFC
15 Followers 21 Following
Steve @CansAndBansV13
522 Followers 387 Following Man Yooing and Red Devilling expert. I’ve got Cristian Ronaldo cleaning my boots. I don’t tolerate foul and abusive language
Bexhill United Footba... @Bexhill_United
5K Followers 299 Following Official account of Bexhill United Football Club. Members of the Southern Combination Football League.
LNR Models 🏠 @lnr_models
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Harvey Bradbury @harvey_bradbury
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DKMS UK | We Delete B... @DKMS_uk
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JB @JBanned__
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TERRACES @Terraces_Store
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London Football @LondonFA
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UKADS @ukads3
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ETV @EnglandTVMedia
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Peter D @PeterD65696
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Thomas Sandamas @TFSS_yt
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Sam Morgan🏴�... @UKSammo
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ROYAL SURREY FC👑 @royalsurreyfc
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Tom Higgs @Tomiggs
445 Followers 654 Following Tom Higgs, Runner! 5k ⏰️ 14:36. 10k ⏰️ 30:28. Half Marathon ⏰️ 66:50. Marathon⏰️ 2:23:53. 2 x Surrey 5000m Champion 🏆. ⚽️ Arsenal, Carshalton Athletic.
Gary Delaney: On tour @GaryDelaney
107K Followers 2K Following One-liner comic. New tour Gary on Laughing is on the road.
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Bossman @PieFaceMark
408 Followers 431 Following Originally from SE17 but now living in sunny Sidcup. Climate denier, far right extremist, bigot, fascist, Nazi, Gammon.
Raees Bangura-William... @raeesbw
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Ash W @AshWi86
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Ninjacab 🥋🥋 @Ninja_Cab
2K Followers 2K Following No man is more unhappy than he who never faces adversity . For he is not permitted to prove himself. Seneca . Cabbie / 360 driver/Father /Ninja 🥷
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Player 1st UK @Player1stUK
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