"Who the f___ is Tom Brady?" @michaelcbarr
Used to write at Lookout Landing, Fangraphs, Hardball Times. Sold out to real job. Baseball nut. Active beer consumer. Joined April 2009-
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Signing off of Twitter/X whatever it's called, permanently. Happy New Year to y'all and fuck Tom Brady and Elon Musk.
Drew Lock is not good at football
That's one way to make Blue Jays at T-Mobile even more irritating.
I really hope the Mariners do something big so everyone can stop the goddamned whining.
If you want to know if things are moving slowly in the MLB off-season, look no further than the headline "Latest on Wade Miley".
Just learned that Saint Augustine High School in San Diego has a Baseball Analytics course for students. Way to go Saints!
Bradley Cooper can eat a bag of dicks
Worst officiated game since Super Bowl XL
Unwatchable NFL games because of officiating. It's just a randomly called, boring game.
Just heard an order of PI-NOT NOYER. Enjoy, lady.
Do what you will in the off-season but my number one request is that the Mariners never encourage the droaning of Seven Nation Army ever, ever again.
For yet another season, I was not added to the 40 man roster.
Mike Ford, 123 wRC+. 4th on the team in wOBA. Ugh --- basically free LHB DH who will crush RHP. This is very simple roster construction.
I always giggle a little bit when I see my teenager was tardy to a class titled "Determination and Motivation".
Officiating today is very on point with the badness
Let's just put Chat GPT in right field.
Remember when Ben Davis was going to be the next Gary Carter?
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@michaelcbarr Probably one Mississippi. I was pretty drunk. My teeth are like velvet though.
May not be a popular opinion with some on this website. But... Not offering the QO to a player who had the 5th highest strikeout rate among qualified hitters and an above-average OPS in just two of six months makes sense to me. #Mariners
Well done!
Some personal/professional news: I’m excited to announce that today is my first day as managing editor of Baseball Prospectus. Being a sports writer is the only job I’ve ever had that I both loved and was good at, and I’m thrilled to get a chance to write more often.
Geno nice hat dawg
Geno Smith to @NFLFilms on winning 2022 Comeback Player of the Year. “I kind of look at a lot of that as a slight, to be honest with you. I just know who I am as a player and for a bunch of years maybe no one else saw it, but that didn’t bother me.”
@michaelcbarr Any team looking for a DH should see if Luken Baker is available. He's never going to play in St Louis.
@michaelcbarr France seems like a great candidate for a classic "best shape of his life" spring training story.
Moskowitz: For the 16 years that Jim Jordan has been in Congress, I would like to go over all of his legislative accomplishments. I want to list them right now… I’m finished
@michaelcbarr @nathan_h_b Thoroughly advocate spending other people’s money. At least go down swinging imo
@michaelcbarr You're right. I don't think the #Brewers were smarter per se or knew something the #Mariners didn't. I think they were more willing to gamble with what is a relatively small chunk of guaranteed money, and it paid off in this case.
This is a beautifully written tribute to Jim Caple, who was a gifted writer, a lovely human being and someone I looked up to an awful lot. Rest in peace, Jim.
Remembering Jim Caple: his life, his death, his career and his one true love. onmontlake.com/p/remembering-…
@michaelcbarr @RyanDivish ^^^ This!!! Any mariners fan complaining they haven’t spent money is a joke!!
@michaelcbarr I'm not sure I disagree with you, they have certainly spent money and made wise decisions. The Sheep are frustrated because they haven't signed Marcus Semien, Kris Bryant or Trevor Story. All of these guys would have been mistakes IMO. The hitters have to want to come to SEA
Happy 99th birthday, President Carter! You’ve inspired so many people around the world with your leadership, character, and commitment to service. Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful birthday and send our best wishes to you and Rosalynn.