Frock Off @merkin_about
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Sickness has returned, feeling worse than I did yesterday. It's my day off tomorrow & have already told them if I'm no better I'm taking Friday off again. Coughing like a 2 pack a day smoker today.
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I've had enough Twitter today. Goodnight.
You mean another one? 🙄
I see my tweet has brought the welfare bashers out. My block finger will get a workout.
Mr25 & his gf have found themselves a rental in QLD without any dramas. Big shout out to all those people who told me he'd have no chance & would be living in his car.
Coffee
The wayward travellers are on the hunt for a shower tonight. You'd think they'd have done it earlier in the day. Good thing it's not that cold in QLD, they could always find a river to hurl themselves into.
Watching an Insight episode on Super Fans.
I'm starting to think it's high time we started eating the rich.
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Still feeling like absolute rubbish today. Cannot decide if I call in sick tomorrow or not. Might give it a few more hours in the hope that I improve.
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@merkin_about Neither did I, but it served to have the car insured that I’m selling.
@BGC_1973 @merkin_about I’m older than you so you shut up
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@merkin_about Nighty night, Megan. Sleep peacefully 🤗😊🌷🌺
@merkin_about Night Megan. Sleep well..
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@crackerscraigo @merkin_about Fuck that. He'll ask me to fix his computer.
@agentsmart @merkin_about Go to Dusty’s doors then 🙄
@crackerscraigo @merkin_about Pffft. Anyone can paint.
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