mel @melindacolor
a perpetual fan of the goofy, the well-written, obscenely long fartleks, and, most emphatically, your mom. isaiah 43:19 || DTX vsco.co/melindacolor your mom’s house Joined September 2013-
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was just trying to look up that narnia meme but i forgot they lobotomized google
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If you really loved America, you’d be spending the 4th of July working. Put down that beer and help keep increasing GDP.
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250 years ago today.
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We have an English tyrant piñata for the kids to patriotically destroy before fireworks tonight. 🇺🇸
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Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.? Because we gave them that L in 1776.
@sunnyleftygal I’m listening right now — also text me that playlist!!!
stop what you’re doing and ask your parents what they grew up listening to. make a playlist and add their favorites. man. how rich to endeavor to know one’s parents better. they’re immeasurably cooler than i.
crazy saturday night! (spent in the company of the family pup, clarkson’s farm, flickering candles, a mug of tea, and a barely begun cross-stitch project)
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New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.
Dear writers, we need your imagination, your narrative creativity and your lively thinking. We need these to create spaces of freedom and authenticity, within which divine grace can make the promise of consolation and peace resound. vatican.va/content/leo-xi…
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now the Pope is hassling me for my late draft
Dear writers, we need your imagination, your narrative creativity and your lively thinking. We need these to create spaces of freedom and authenticity, within which divine grace can make the promise of consolation and peace resound. vatican.va/content/leo-xi…
i regret to inform you that hyperbole is a bosom friend
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they're saying there's 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends
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ur hating on me and im kinda seeing where ur coming from
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“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.
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Used copy of The Count of Monte Cristo. Big Baby
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dropped my loot
just glanced at my lease and realized i’d be moving in august. which, as y’all know, is the month located in the deepest recesses of summer’s armpit
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They should add Adderall to the public water supply
shhhhh not now, sweetie. mommy’s reading her Trader Joe’s monthly edition of the Fearless Flyer with keen interest
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