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why do all the AI icons in UIs look like the fucking steelers logo
I saved and hustled and freaked it and now I can pay off my gold-digging ex-husband’s extortion money early so I never need to think about him again 🎉
if I said what I wanted to say I’d be suspended and probably get a three letter agency visit
if I said what I wanted to say I’d be suspended and probably get a three letter agency visit
question for NY oomfs: how frequent are power outages and should I invest in a battery backup for my CPAP? I literally would be unable to sleep if I lost power
found a selfie spot that actually shows the blueness of my eyes lol
400-800 extra kcal/day -> 40 lbs weight gained seems like a lot
400-800 extra kcal/day -> 40 lbs weight gained seems like a lot
it’s over for me
did not get charli/troye tickets because after waiting for 20 minutes in the ticketmaster queue, it loaded the seat selector and then the entire UI just went blank :/
“vote blue no matter who”
get fucked
wait til you hear what the other lines are gonna look like
wait til you hear what the other lines are gonna look like
AI is just a meaningless term now huh
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Game over bitch Gatorade wet towel
Nathan for you
Mildly hungover in a Vegas Walgreens while Duck Sauce’s NRG blasts over the speakers. America is already great.
Another one…They must have done all the meth and had to dip into their country’s emergency reserve of Bad Molly
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From a local NPR reporter.
a depressed person couldn’t do THIS could they? *eats 20 dollars of dunkin’ donuts and gets in bed at 4:30 pm*
sometimes we say things that aren’t real and that’s fine
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Anyway I love it here
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