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@me_im_chloe I was just reading a short story by roald dahl to the baby about how he loved moles and how he hated how gardeners poisoned them so his solution was to bury wine bottles in the ground and the sound of wind whistling over the openings scared them away from his plants
@me_im_chloe When asked for comment, the mole responded:
@me_im_chloe He probably didn’t even realize he was undiscovered
@me_im_chloe @JustanOlguy It hasn't if it was extinct!!
@me_im_chloe They could have given him braille I guess
@me_im_chloe when your girl finally wakes up from a nap