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AND I'LL TELL YA SOMETHING, I'LL FIND HIM MESELF! CAUSE YOU YOU COULDN'T FIND YOUR ARSE WITH BOTH HANDS
AND I'LL TELL YA SOMETHING, I'LL FIND HIM MESELF! CAUSE YOU YOU COULDN'T FIND YOUR ARSE WITH BOTH HANDS
How hard can it be for ride a boat?
Leeds fans watching this game #QPRLEE
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Is he Chinese
Den Perry! That’s who you want! Den Perry!
Do I make myself crystal?
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Is he Chinese 🙈😂😂
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Listen to conspiracy theories in the back of someone’s kitchen after a mad one at 5am
Why don't we train it to be a sheep pig?
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Underrated 👌
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See, nothing offensive, nothing blue
See, nothing offensive, nothing blue
What about your moonboots??
SEND THE BUGGERS BACK!
I thought you were having a fit! Did you have a Walkman on?
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