Diz @marizzled

Joined March 2011

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annoyed @bilemss

3 weeks ago

who’s gonna tell parmida and corbin the reason they get along so well is cuz they’re both stupid as fuck #loveislandusa

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They really said, “Congratulations on your new signature shoe, Caitlin. Now let’s make it about EVERYONE ELSE.” 🤦🏻‍♀️👀 Caitlin Clark gets her Nike signature shoe announcement, one of the biggest individual branding moments an athlete can have. The very next day, Angel Reese and Reebok push the new “Poison Angel” colorway, mirroring the energy. She even mirrored CC’s entrance to the venue last night. Then Coach Stephanie White shows up in custom Nikes with her own name and #22 (her old jersey number). On Caitlin Clark’s big day — a moment nearly four years in the making. This is textbook parallel mirroring. The move where someone responds to another person’s big win by launching their own parallel version right then and there. It’s classic narcissistic behavior: envy management, status protection, and the inability to let someone else have an uncontested spotlight. Can’t let CC shine clean. Gotta make sure the narrative stays shared. Caitlin Clark is the biggest draw the game has ever seen, yet even on one of her career’s biggest branding days, the instinct is to immediately dilute it. Call it league “parity,” competitive jealousy, or whatever you want — the result is the same: CC rarely gets to have a moment that’s truly hers. It always becomes a group project. That’s the price of being that girl in today’s WNBA. Sad. @CaitlinClark22 @IndianaFever

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the girl with a microphone @GWAMtweets

2 months ago

I’ve never so clearly seen “snark” defined. How do you look at a room full of people finding pure enjoyment in something — women, which I think is important — and twist it into something so weird 😂 fight or flight? Existential dread? Chill out dude

Dickers @DickersTV

2 months ago

Browsing r/h3h3productions for 5 minutes threw me into fight or flight. Deep existential dread.

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🦢 @meishato

7 months ago

“source?” my gut feeling, reddit, my intuition, super symbolic dream, and the vibe i got

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Diz @marizzled

7 months ago

@GWAMtweets @theadammcintyre @YouTube brutally unfunny

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Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation

8 months ago

Tim Sweeney, the man behind Fortnite, has bought over 40,000 acres of U.S. wilderness—not to build, but to keep forever wild.

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𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_

8 months ago

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height weight and size ordered are going to heaven

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Romy @Romy_Holland

9 months ago

the worst thing to come out of leftist culture is the idea that if you’re not constantly researching and talking about injustices in the world you’re somehow complicit. the ppl i know who fell into this culture literally can’t post family vacation photos on ig without adding “i can’t believe we get to go to the beach while there are starving children in gaza.” zero starving children have been saved this way, but many well-meaning wokes have developed extremely neurotic fixations that absolutely tank their mental health bc of this culture.

Tyler is finishing a book, slow to reply @TylerAlterman

9 months ago

IMO ppl r unhealthily obsessed with “the state of the world.” This scale of focus makes sense if you are, eg, a billionaire philanthropist, famous person, or policymaker. If you’re not, I think it’s ok to just focus on the state of YOUR world. How are your friends & fam doing?

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🫀BGK the great @frombretoyou

9 months ago

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big

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Clubratt ★ @clubratt

a year ago

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all ever

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Diz @marizzled

a year ago

@BillSimmons Bill put the shirt on pls n tx

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Diz @marizzled

a year ago

@BillSimmons PUT ON THE SHIRT

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Diz @marizzled

a year ago

@BillSimmons PUT THE SHIRT ON

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Fara Kaufman @justfara

3 years ago

So, I spoke to people getting food at a food bank and here are some things I learned from those in need: 1. Everyone donates Kraft Mac and Cheese in the box. They can rarely use it because it needs milk and butter which is hard to get from regular food banks. 2. Boxed milk is a treasure, as kids need it for cereal which they also get a lot of. 3. Everyone donates pasta sauce and spaghetti noodles. 4. They cannot eat all the awesome canned veggies and soup unless you put a can opener in too or buy pop tops. 5. Oil is a luxury but needed for Rice a-Roni which they also get a lot of. 6. Spices or salt and pepper would be a real Christmas gift. 7. Tea bags and coffee make them feel like you care. 8. Sugar and flour are treats. 9. They fawn over fresh produce donated by farmers and grocery stores. 10. Seeds are cool in Spring and Summer because growing can be easy for some. 11. They rarely get fresh meat. 12. Tuna and crackers make a good lunch. 13. Hamburger Helper goes nowhere without ground beef. 14. They get lots of peanut butter and jelly but usually not sandwich bread. 15. Butter or margarine is nice too. 16. Eggs are a real commodity. 17. Cake mix and frosting makes it possible to make a child’s birthday cake. 18. Dishwashing detergent is very expensive and is always appreciated. 19. Feminine hygiene products are a luxury and women will cry over that. 20. Everyone loves Stove Top Stuffing. In all the years I have donated food at the Holidays, I bought what I thought they wanted, but have never asked. I am glad I did. If you are helping a Family this Christmas, maybe this can help you tailor it more. It does for me!

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Princess Peach is a tiny screaming snow man @ChellMulenga

3 years ago

This how I want ppl to act when I say I don’t like someone 😭

Pop Tingz @PopTingz

3 years ago

A restaurant owner in Barcelona threw out Pique and his girlfriend because of his love for Shakira.

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Zain Kahn @heykahn

4 years ago

The longest running study on happiness: Harvard's 84 year old Study of Adult Development. Here are 7 lessons from the study to help you live a happier life: