Make Me Laugh @makemelaughhh
Quotes that make me laugh out loud.. Joined June 2011-
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I feel uncomfortable talking on my phone when my parents are listening.
"My life is a ""rags to slightly better rags"" story."
I love my six pack so much that I protect it with a layer of fat.
"""Fucking"" is one of those fucking words you can fucking put anyfuckingwhere in a sentence and it still makes fucking sense."
It would be nice to spend billions of dollars on schools and shit but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
"Friend: ""Hey you're blocking the view!"" Me: ""I am the view."""
IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “IT’S A NO FROM ME”
Teacher: �How can we keep our school clean?� Student: �By staying at home.�
I reject your reality and substitute my own!!!!
Hey can you please never talk to me again its for a school project
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it's understood.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
My parents assume every single person I talk to is my boyfriend/girlfriend.
The awkward moment when you're that one friend who always gives relationship advice but is still single.
real pain is when ur selfie game is weak but ur looking cute as hell
"When I Lose ""Who cares it's only a game""... When I win ""HAHA IN YOUR FACE LOSER!"""
After filling up my gas tank, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the rest of the week anyways.
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