Madonna Fan Fiction @madonnafanfic
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Madonna spends 3 hours driving around town looking for the iTunes Store.
Madonna pledges to donate 1M USD to internet security company McAfee in an attempt to combat the Corona virus crisis, the company has since however declined the donation.
Madonna donates 100,000 face masks to aid medical staff. Little do they know they are MDNA Skincare masks.
While preparing for press interviews, Madonna prints off the Medellín lyrics and hands them to her maid to translate.
Eager to eat a slice Madonna cuts into her bday cake using a machete, she hears screams & realises her maid is hiding inside to surprise her
After catching her watching A Star is Born, Madonna throws her maid in the deep end of the pool. “You’re far from the shallow now,” she cackles.
Madonna prank calls the Oval Office pretending to be a Russian Spy. "The phrase to wake the sleeper agents is 'MDNA'" she tells Trump.
Madonna looks at her fan fiction Twitter account that hasn't updated in a while. "I must give them more material," she says to herself.
Madonna hears The Cure on the radio, she sighs heavily and picks up the phone to cancel her children's vaccinations.
Madonna finishes her third bottle of wine and puts her keys in to the ignition, "carpool karaoke!" she exclaims as she drives in to a tree.
Madonna's kids wake up to the screams of the maid stuck in the chimney dressed as Santa, Madonna stands watching as the fire begins to light
Whilst interviewing potential maids Madonna asks one candidate her name. "Joanne" she says. Madonna takes a deep breath & points to the door
Madonna locks herself in her office, takes a drag of her e-cig, and begins writing her diss track "Imperfect Reality".
After the third listen of Perfect Illusion Madonna notices her foot tapping, she throws a vase at the wall and unplugs her router.
Madonna squeezes herself into Lourdes' crop top & skinny jeans. She blows a kiss to her reflection in the mirror, "Mama's still got it".
Madonna returns her clown costume and tricycle before the 30 day return policy and uses the money to buy Rocco an e-cig.
After arriving three hours late to the stage Madonna throws a lit cigarette in to the crowd and sticks her middle finger up to booing fans.
Madonna arranges to surprise an orphanage at christmas, she dresses as Krampus and bursts through the door cackling to screaming children.
"Who's the woman of the year?" Madonna asks her maid whilst sweating, holding a 300kg weight above her head.
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