mack @mackcanoli
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Anybody who eats jelly beans by dumping a handful in their mouth at a time is a psychopath
The caps HAVE to win the Stanley Cup now since they are too stupid to die
me: ass clenched, sweat dripping, nails are being bit, hands shaking uncontrollably ovi:
WAIT WAIT WAIT SHAYNE AND COURTNEY ARE ACTUALLY MARRIED? LIKE IT WASNT FOR APRIL FOOLS? MY 6TH GRADE SELF IS SQUEALING RN
The day Oshie retires is going to be the worst day of my life
I was in a coffee shop when I saw this and said “you’ve got to be fucking kidding me” a little too loudly and everyone turned to look at me
I was in a coffee shop when I saw this and said “you’ve got to be fucking kidding me” a little too loudly and everyone turned to look at me
Lol having such a great day. Got a flat tire, my dog ran away, and now the entire neighborhood doesn’t have any water!!
I think my ex boyfriend legally has to respond since I texted him on international women’s day
nic dowd still a capital
olivia w*lde is about to have incredibly violent flashbacks
olivia w*lde is about to have incredibly violent flashbacks
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YOUR -37 GOAL DIFFERENTIAL TOO STUPID TO DIE WASHINGTON CAPITALS ARE IN THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS
the oilers should be canceled for doing this to a rookie goalie with existential dread and a pet bunny
#Caps defenseman Nick Jensen sustained an injury after a collision with Tampa Bay’s player Michael Eyssimont in the first period. Jensen is conscious, alert and has the use of all his extremities. He will continue to be monitored by the team’s medical personnel.
If you were wondering which hockey player looked into the sun yesterday…
The @EdmontonOilers Connor McDavid is NOT on the ice today for a full practice
@PopBase Louis talkint about Larry in 2024 was not in my bingo card
Nicklas Backstrom is here to help celebrate Oshie
yeah the oilers suck wtv but davo is Glowing … in other news there is a trend of pregnant hockey players lately …
being an angry goaltender against the washington capitals will just land you in museum worthy photographs lmao
queer hockey fans be like “she/they saved my life” and it’s goaltender Carly Jackson
First it was a joke but I actually am a full on Kate Middleton conspiracy theorist now. What is going on in Kensington Palace
@theashrb The wrist of the red jumper wasn't copied over properly from another picture!
she hendrix on my lapierre…she lapierre until i hendrix…she lap on my hen…she drix my pierre until i hen…
Can you all not
Caps just traded the second team leader in goals. Who literally did a 180 over the summer to prove he belonged in DC and to make fans proud. Who clicked with every new guy, young and old, on any line. I hate our GM and there's literally no way you can validate this deal
Don’t even get me started. Gritty guest-starred on Abbott Elementary, appeared on the Tonight Show, & is the first mascot to win the Hart (don’t fact check that last one). All this while not being able to reveal his true identity. He is the closest thing to Spider-Man we’ve got.
It's very strange to think there's a human inside Gritty. Like, it's just a suit? A man takes it off at the end of the day and goes home to his family? WILD