madelyn @ltcdrdan

:0 Joined October 2010

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madelyn @ltcdrdan

2 years ago

do not judge..,, privately wish them peace and move on

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2 years ago

people who break up with their s/o and instantly seek new people or rebuild their roster needs to be judged. We are Not listening to you idgaf

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madelyn @ltcdrdan

2 years ago

woke up to my dad flexing his stove on tiktok

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madelyn @ltcdrdan

2 years ago

bawl so hard mothafuckas wanna find me a tissue

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madelyn @ltcdrdan

2 years ago

u don’t have undiagnosed ADHD u just saw a facebook reel from Just ADHD Things that said ADHD is when you close an app and then immediately reopen it

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my mother who is a retired air force officer who worked at the pentagon and on air force one and is now a captain at delta keeps being like “idk i think i have undiagnosed ADHD!” no girl u just be on that phone!!!

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Rachel Lapides @rachellapides

2 years ago

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review on letterboxd because it’s just such a joy to be alive

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madelyn @ltcdrdan

2 years ago

it’s ok to not wear your retainer to sleep if you got sexually harassed earlier that night. that is your right!!

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roro, PhD @fuglibetty

2 years ago

So sweet when boys are friends with each other. that is your best friend and you like to play together

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madelyn @ltcdrdan

2 years ago

ariana grande is the modern michael jackson. watch this space

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madelyn @ltcdrdan

2 years ago

bless his heart

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madelyn @ltcdrdan

2 years ago

my mom bought tickets for the whole white trash Oklahoma side of the family to come visit and they’re showing up already trashed from the plane, smoking cigs and talking shit and leaving butts on the driveway. god bless i love family

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madelyn @ltcdrdan

2 years ago

inadequate nutrition

g @34rths

2 years ago

people who break up with their s/o and instantly seek new people or rebuild their roster needs to be judged. We are Not listening to you idgaf

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madelyn @ltcdrdan

2 years ago

i’m addicted to putting expired dairy products in my coffee

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madelyn @ltcdrdan

2 years ago

i know my man and i will never break up because last night he popped the blood blister on the bottom of my foot with a dull thumbtack while i screamed. that’s blood magic