Liz @lizardwalters

frisbee | gleek | kcmo Joined August 2017

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Liz @lizardwalters

2 years ago

just lived this and all I could think about was this tweet

Liz @lizardwalters

4 years ago

POV: you're passing this car on the interstate. it's right blinker has been on for 5 miles.

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3 years ago

realizing that medium spicy at a Thai or Indian restaurant is waaaay more spicy than a jar of medium salsa is a canon event in each white person's life

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3 years ago

the amazing race aired at the same time as my church youth group, and that was the subject a lot of my delimmas growing up

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3 years ago

you just don't see or hear this mf'er anymore :(

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3 years ago

what do people without an internal diolauge do to keep busy? like are yall not bored all the time?

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3 years ago

my senior t-shirt that says "west high woke high class of 2018" has certainly aged

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3 years ago

all manspreaders should be on the do not fly list

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3 years ago

all hot girls yearn for the squatty potty

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3 years ago

having a pet cat is like having a build-a-bear that's alive #ripbearville

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3 years ago

it pains me to admit it, but when I went to a Christian middle school, someone played the "Monster energy drink is the devil" video unironically

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3 years ago

@CrownIsInTown CHAD 😍

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3 years ago

Tattoo ideas (for me), a thread 🧵

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3 years ago

this legend

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3 years ago

Chef 😽

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3 years ago

I feel like every time I go to Saver's there's a couple fighting in the homegoods section

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3 years ago

i'd sacrifice a kidney to bring back the mcdonalds cinnamelt

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beer slag @beerslag

3 years ago

U don’t know someone till Uve seen what their vibe was in 2016

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Liz @lizardwalters

3 years ago

good riddance last year someone stole my umbrella out of my booth while I was at the salad bar

Old Spaghetti Works in downtown Des Moines is apparently closing for good tonight. When I called the restaurant, the person on the other line said they were shutting down and the employees only found out tonight. Word is spreading, and the restaurant is very full right now.