beenawhile @liveforspuds
Joined December 2023-
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I needed this so bad and I don’t even like Harry Potter
I needed this so bad and I don’t even like Harry Potter https://t.co/Tfw5RM3SVr
Instant classic
Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be in the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.
If you think the Irish are doing well at all the Movie awards this year, wait until this wins Best Picture next year.
If you think the Irish are doing well at all the Movie awards this year, wait until this wins Best Picture next year.
I can’t be the only one who hears “it’s like the tide always f**king rising” in a heavy Scottish accent, right?
Mean gays & usher.
everyone slags off taylor for flying a 20 minute drive to beat the traffic yet the *very* same people laud wallace and gromit for launching a rocket all the way to the moon simply to get some cheese. once again a man can laugh while a woman has to chuckle
what can you not be having in the night, if you’ve had chicken in the day?
Paul, Harry and Miles on their mission #TheTraitors
Mum can I go into town with my mates? Yeh but take your sister #Thetraitors
Paul trying to stay in right now #TheTraitors
My toxic trait is using soup as a Trojan Horse to eat 36 pieces of bread in one sitting.
Trying to do two-factor authentication at work after 2 weeks off
Trying to do two-factor authentication at work after 2 weeks off
Just been awarded an oboe for services to autocorrect.
I will PAY GOOD MONEY to be at the Lancashire Fire and Rescue Debrief
Ro Boyle @BigMassiveRo
4K Followers 2K Following Irish Stand-Up, Big Massive Podcast, Boiler Room Strabane & Comedy at the Cosh Derry, Orange is the new Green, The Strabanter, LFC♥️. Family
Northern Ireland Hist.. @ireland_society
3K Followers 218 Following Historical images from every town and city in Northern Ireland from 1800’s, as early as possible to present day. https://t.co/4ApkvYJNu3
History Gap 🎙️ @historygap_pod
215 Followers 12 Following We tell stories of incredible women from across history 💅🏻💅🏻📕📕 Weekly episodes drop Monday 🎧
derek guy @dieworkwear
839K Followers 963 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Ferry Clever @CleverFerry
703 Followers 149 Following It's all a bit of a laugh really! HILARIOUS AWARD WINNING GREETING CARDS + MORE https://t.co/W5zxL2qXMt
Ian @imgrandsure
36K Followers 1K Following PR + social @ tech company • founder @shitlondonguinn @beautifulpints • author of ‘A Beautiful Pint’ • cork man in london
Timmy Mallett @TimmyMallett
43K Followers 0 Following Official\itsy bitsy\Mallett's Mallet\Cycling Artist\telly\colourful/ 'Utterly Brilliant-My Life's Journey' in hard\paper\E\Audio
Sarah Creighton 🍂 @Saraita101
14K Followers 3K Following solicitor, writer & political commentator email: [email protected] @guardian @BelTel @SluggerOToole Views M O
Heather Henry-Wilson @hevwilson_e
5K Followers 1K Following Senior communications and engagement lead | social democrat | amateur park runner | full of notions
Linda@SeaSugar Confec.. @seasugarsweets
2K Followers 813 Following SeaSugar Handmade Confectionery offers an award winning range of 100% natural, hard sweets. Owner is Linda McGibbon, a really bad ukulele player who tries hard.
Rathlin Co-operative @rathlinshop
1K Followers 312 Following A small island community shop run with a combination of paid workers & amazing volunteers. Supporting local crafts & local business’
Ariadne Griffin 🦋 @Ariadne_Reviews
5K Followers 1K Following Your premium TV Livetweeting Nightmare. Writer of recaps, maker of gifs, avoider of discourse. Always happy to guest on a podcast. She/Her
Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore
671K Followers 8K Following Sex History. "A Catalogue of Jilts, Cracks, Nightwalkers, Whores, She-Friends, Kind Women & Others of the Linen-Lifting Tribe”
Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins
1.2M Followers 460 Following Mutton dressed as mutton. NETFLIX SERIES #perfectlylegal streaming worldwide now. PODCAST: https://t.co/wYRb9e5D0e
Hannah Barraclough @HannahBarraclo8
7K Followers 1K Following Rev'd. Bazza with a large astigmatism. Above average funny. From God’s own country: Yorkshire. Priest. She/her💪🏼🏳️🌈Views my own
T Oakes-Monger @tash_om
2K Followers 1K Following non binary trans | they/them | talk a lot of queer stuff, health, football & trans joy. Author of 'All The Things They Said We Couldn't Have'. Views my own😎
Cara-Friend @CaraFriendNI
4K Followers 937 Following We support LGBTQI+ people across NI. Our youth service is open to all LGBTQI+ young people aged 12-21. Get in touch for more info!
The Rainbow Project @TRPNI
11K Followers 1K Following The Rainbow Project promotes the health & wellbeing of LGBTQIA+ people in NI. Visit our website or contact us on 028 90319030 - [email protected]
Here @Here_NI
4K Followers 3K Following HERe NI is a charity that works on a regional basis to improve the quality of life for lesbian and bisexual women (cis and trans) and their families.
LGBTQIA+ History NI @LGBTHistoryNI
2K Followers 370 Following LGBTQIA+ Heritage Project in NI, partnership of @here_ni @trpni @carafriendni funded by @heritagefundni
Corr-Johnston @JulieACorr
11K Followers 3K Following North Belfast | Unionst | Irish, British, and increasingly Northern Irish | 🏳️🌈 | Speaking for myself these days and no-one else.
Rosie Jones @josierones
221K Followers 477 Following Talk funny. Walk funny. Write funny. https://t.co/f5larHvkds
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman
113K Followers 3K Following a writer and professional person for many things. bafta connect member. it’s probably a joke. she/her. Rep: @ITG_ltd
Amanda @Pandamoanimum
106K Followers 822 Following Welcome to my head. Please excuse the mess. You can buy me a coffee here: https://t.co/nHqykmDilU Threads: https://t.co/pmlQc89QB5
Belfast Live @BelfastLive
180K Followers 591 Following Your home for breaking news, unbeatable sport and all the latest craic in Belfast. Got a story? Get in touch!
They married each other's type ♥️😍
@wesstreeting Mandatory training every year including how to use a fire extinguisher and then told after a 1 hour course to not use it and go outside.
US financials are showing signs of life a year after the banking crisis. Find out why. #ABInsights
Forklift too big
What stops you from working 4 hours straight in a coffee shop?
Me looking back at the queue when I take the last sausage roll at Greggs
The Blazin' Squad/Toulouse Lautrec mash up we never knew we needed. #InteriorDesignMasters
Because Rishi Sunak ruined Adidas Sambas, I decided to buy a pair. Unfortunately I bought cycling ones by mistake. I can’t return them because I put ‘what’s for pudding’ down the side for a laugh. Rare that I’m actually annoyed. Today I am
People who accidentally found their doppelgängers in museums - a thread 🧵
I am OBSESSED with this Tik Tok from a kebab shop in Llangollen 😭
"Drag is inherently sexual" and it's literally a reenactment of that scene where Regina George gets hit by a bus
“Drag is inherently sexual” and then it’s just a boston dynamic robot
I thought I’d provide a public service to X, formerly known as Twitter, by going through all of the books on Hyacinth’s shelf in the opening shot to the titles of Keeping Up Appearances.
Look everyone, I’m happy to take the short straw here, I’ll go out on a limb, I’ll take one for the team: I’ll have the salary of only £100k
Imagine how difficult it would be if you had two colleagues, one called Ian and one called Iain, but Iain only had one eye.
This is, by a mile, the finest compliment I have ever received. 🙏
What video is the reason they shouldn’t ban TikTok?
I love this one with my whole heart. I really do.
What video is the reason they shouldn’t ban TikTok?
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