lex @lexforeal

Joined June 2015

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femiiiiii. @femiiiszn

2 days ago

i do not mess around about going home at all, i go home quickly. i love going home.

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femiiiiii. @femiiiszn

2 days ago

i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.

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LRMF @LRMF54

5 days ago

Coworker telling us she’s pregnant for the third time in the four years she’s worked here

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grace @gracefishlove

6 days ago

Does it get better no worries if not

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CJ The X @cjthex

6 days ago

you guys are free. run into the woods. now

Polymarket @Polymarket

6 days ago

BREAKING: Claude is currently experiencing a major outage.

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Eric @EricAgain_

6 days ago

Me stuck in a meeting that has absolutely nothing to do with me, but my manager still wants me there

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Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats

a week ago

I don’t want an AI overview, just give me the Google results!

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Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack

6 days ago

Now is another good time to remind you that Harvey Levin, the founder of TMZ, was/is good friends with Jeffrey Epstein.

🚨🎥 TMZ's Harvey Levin calls the attacks on Dr. Anthony Fauci "one of the most heartbreaking things" he’s witnessed in government, comparing the push to jail him to the fear and persecution of the McCarthy era.

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luca @jussawhole

a week ago

This is how it feels to post on your story

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sensei 🕷️ @senseispidey

a week ago

Bro somebody has to fucking do SOMETHING about domestic flight prices this is RIDICULOUS

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Today Years Old @todayyearsold

2 weeks ago

Before the war between Android and Apple started, the war between 0.5 and 0.7 users was the one that separate humans from each other

Nostalgia @NostalgiaYZ

2 weeks ago

In school were you team 0.5 or 0.7??

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Josephine @jjosephine51

2 weeks ago

the seahawks are going back to back btw

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attractive wastrel @UrbaneUrban

2 weeks ago

mychart

steph @steph_mcca

5 years ago

banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

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seahawksmemes @seahawksmemes_

2 weeks ago

I’m crying, this looks like some they’d wear in a Liberty Mutual commercial

г𝔸𝐦 ⓑĹί丅𝐳𝓡 💙💛 @theramblitzr

2 weeks ago

FIRE.

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Bruce @FireNewz

2 weeks ago

It only took us 250 years to create a Congress so corrupt that they would sell out to a foreign country. What a shame.

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HawkMania @hawkmania4

2 weeks ago

The #Seahawks Hard Knocks trailer makes me want to run into a wall for good reasons: Video credit: NFL

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Minnie @saintdutchess

2 weeks ago

World Cup is over. Back to being a lady.

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🍺man (Realist) @kcsports69

3 weeks ago

Democrats and Republicans who claim they hate each other when it’s time to pass a 2 trillion dollar aid package for Israel

NewsWire @NewsWire_US

3 weeks ago

314-104, U.S. HOUSE REJECTS AMENDMENT TO CUT OFF ISRAEL AID

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Dr. NSPM-7 Whoa🔻🌺 @dasmadchengyal

3 weeks ago

you have no healthcare, can't buy a house, rent is almost unaffordable, food is skyrocketing, no paid leave, no childcare. but your tax dollars will fund a foreign country with healthcare, paid leave, childcare + funding the entire lives unemployed settlers & the orthodox.