J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor

Losing my mind one half-read email at a time. Enjoy my work woes. Joined April 2011

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J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor

4 years ago

Zillow, are you pushing this house to me because it’s in our budget or because you thought we’d vibe with this chaos? zillow.com/homedetails/96…

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Just Me @MaryMieze

4 years ago

@ponymom275 @drkellyscriven

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I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?" She instantly replied "yes." Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

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Lisa Heidhoff 🌻 @LHeidhoff

4 years ago

‘Please,’ she begged, ‘I don’t want this.’ ‘You must. The child is destined for greatness.’ ‘And what of me? What of my greatness?’ There was no reply.

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Dan Rather @DanRather

4 years ago

If it takes 50 votes to confirm a Supreme Court justice, it should only take 50 votes to overrule them when they act like highly-partisan politicians.

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Haley Dasovich @haleydaso

4 years ago

Companies hiring social media managers and expecting them to do photography, videography, graphic design, copywriting, brand strategy, monitor metrics, host YouTube, make tiktok dances. The work of an entire marketing team, w/little to no pay

UberFacts @UberFacts

4 years ago

What scam has become so normalized that people don't even notice it? 💭

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J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor

4 years ago

@hannahzwick Twitter do be sending those push notifications at the worst times for me…

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that taylor girl @pdxwildflowers

4 years ago

@KyleSimchuk @KREM2 This is terrifying

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J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor

4 years ago

@shoomlah Making a calendar reminder to update my bio landing page to link banners for nostalgia reasons.

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crispin long @crispinoblong

4 years ago

if reproduction, heterosexuality, and cis-ness for everyone are so natural then why do these values have to be violently enforced by the state

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J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor

5 years ago

@AOC Genuinely concerned this man is posting his stroke signs on Twitter and getting roasted for it… but also not /that/ concerned 😟

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TerryBlas @TerryBlas

5 years ago

I’ve never seen Euphoria (I’m sure it’s great and well done, it’s just too intense for what I want to watch right now) but what I do wonder is how busy the guidance counselor of all those kids must be.

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J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor

5 years ago

@suirenbymucc What.

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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

5 years ago

Why can’t a symptom of Omicron be the inability to gain weight after eating 9 lbs of Christmas ham?

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trash jones @jzux

5 years ago

well well well, if it isn’t my absolute breaking point

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J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor

5 years ago

@shelbytyler 30 is living in sweatpants so I don’t understand the emoji at the end.

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J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor

5 years ago

With all the coverage that the Oxford school shooting is getting, I wish some reporter out there would make the conscious effort to stop calling it “a school in Detroit.” The two aren’t even the same county. You hurt both by lumping them together.

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J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor

5 years ago

These are the situations you get into when you don’t have to “fight” other people for your partners affection. #spontaneousbedtimesplits.

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J-E-N-N-Y @letscolor

5 years ago

Michael & I, laying in bed rehashing our day. Michael, laying on his stomach: starts squirming, yells Me: what’s wrong? Michael, face down in his pillow: oh nothing, *grunts* I was trying to do the splits Me: 😑😟