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i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup
Absolutely No one: Me alone in the kitchen: Okay guys now I’m gonna preheat my oven to 350
u can tell when a coworker got nothin going on outside of work
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One billion (1,000,000,000) is the smallest number with the same number of letters and digits
if i had a gun i would put stickers on it
App idea: Shazam but for the sound my car is making.
I feel like crocs should be like $15
27 degrees at 10am… lets wrap this heatwave up
Oh her earrings are fake, that happened to my friend Kelly
Not my dad finding my mom's 1964 barbie doll in the basement that's worth $200 now and leaking some kind of mysterious noxious green paint
Happy 63rd birthday to the talented Mike Myers.
I just really need to know if the Adim family are actually eating all of this food
This might be too forward thinking but I believe automatic sinks should run for the amount of time you’re supposed to wash your hands
I know clear lip gloss hate to see me coming
id make the elephant feel welcomed
You’ll be having the worst time of your life and someone will video call you
chilling at about 96 thoughts per minute
god damn it.... son of a bitch... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....
26 year old under age girls are getting married what horrors are these
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574 Followers 667 Following !! کی 🌹محمدﷺ🌹 سے وفا🐎 تو نے تو ہم تیرے ہیں💯 یہ جہاں🌍 چیز ہے کیا🗡️؟ لوح قلم 👑تیرے ہیں۔🛡️⚔️🇵🇰
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