Lauren Dock 🐯 @ldock12
“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”-Yoda Joined November 2014-
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Once I learned that the U.S. cannot trade certain foods with other countries and regions because our food is literally poisonous, I downloaded the BetterMe app and also used Mommy blogs to determine appliances and safe foods to eat
Once I learned that the U.S. cannot trade certain foods with other countries and regions because our food is literally poisonous, I downloaded the BetterMe app and also used Mommy blogs to determine appliances and safe foods to eat
this is the type of shit i wanna watch at 2am when i’m bored
this is the type of shit i wanna watch at 2am when i’m bored
dinner party at my friends house and she just served me this as a starter,,,,, best night of my life
Had a talk with the kids at dinner about New Year’s resolutions but I guess the 6yo doesn’t quite grasp the concept because she went around the table and told each of us what SHE thinks WE should do better and…..you guys I think she might be onto something.
this @beetlemoses comic
this @beetlemoses comic https://t.co/qfycKJBK9X
This makes me tear up every time
Jeffreys Bay in South Africa is famous for abundant seashells: the variety of colors, sizes and shapes, makes of it one of the most famous places for seashells collection
I dream of living here.
I love meeting very old people and asking them inane questions about the past. It helps to know when stuff was invented. I asked my great grandma how it like was before traffic lights were common. She slowly turned to look at me, paused for a full 5 seconds and then said “bad.”
British poet Edward James, a leader of the surrealist art movement, was so smitten with his wife, Austrian dancer Tilly Losch, that when he saw a trail of her wet footprints up the stairs after her bath at Monkton House, he had them woven into the carpet.
She preaching
Just because I say “who am I to judge” doesn’t mean I’m not gonna do it, be serious
This will never not be funny and why I will always love Costco
My boyfriends mom just excused herself from the table and said “I don’t mean to be rude but if I don’t put on my nightgown now I will kill myself” and then went to bed
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Ask “why them kids ain’t in school?” whenever I see children in the daytime
Loyal customers buy donuts in bulk at 5 a.m. every day so the owner can care for his ailing wife, who is recovering from a brain aneurysm
Once I learned that the U.S. cannot trade certain foods with other countries and regions because our food is literally poisonous, I downloaded the BetterMe app and also used Mommy blogs to determine appliances and safe foods to eat
i hate this fucken country so goddamn much
did an exercise with my trauma group teens today that called for us to watch an emotional movie scene and talk about it. the examples sucked so I showed the Fresh Prince "how come he dont want me" scene. i was not prepared for how powerfully that would connect
dinner party at my friends house and she just served me this as a starter,,,,, best night of my life
barbie in the 12 dancing princesses inspired rug
“Pissed off they cant afford it” I’ve been rationing my diabetic medication for weeks because my medication is on back order because you bitches wanna be skinny.
Kelly Osbourne on the the Ozempic trend: “There are a million ways to lose weight, why not do it through something that's isn't as boring as working out? The people who hate on it the most are the people who are secretly doing it or pissed off that they can't afford it.”
They used practical effects! They didn’t superimpose Lindsey in, they shot two scenes and merged the shots in the center! CGI ages, good camera work is forever!
Reached into a pocket of my diaper bag only to find a handful of cat food. When asked about this, my 5 year old said, “in case we see some cats”
I love these tiny drama queens