Laura Lindeman @lclindeman
blog editor @github. previously @salesforce/@salesforceng. tweets about cats, books, & domestic things. opinions mine. pronouns = she/her. I like @alindeman. lauralindeman.com Atlanta, GA Joined March 2009-
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Imagine being the person who got to write the line, "In a sea of drab, black winter coats, the pasta puffer stands alone."
Imagine being the person who got to write the line, "In a sea of drab, black winter coats, the pasta puffer stands alone."
Trying to retrain myself to write "on vacation" instead of "out of the office" because there is no office. 🙃
Sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and wuzzle your cat.
A L L G L O R Y
Sometimes for work I get to do fun, silly things like attempt to make an on-brand gingerbread house.
Sometimes for work I get to do fun, silly things like attempt to make an on-brand gingerbread house.
Is it just my TV or does everyone's makeup in "A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby" look very yellowy? 🤔
How many times will I search "center YouTube embed" and click on the same article and follow the same instructions before I actually learn/remember how to do it? 🤦♀️
4:00 is the perfect time for a football game to start. A great time for a beer, you can eat dinner during the 3rd quarter, and then it's over and you still have evening hours left!
I'm so glad that @HailStateFB's rivalry game is out of the way (and a W!) so that today I can just embrace the chaos of all the other games with no emotional investment.
Drink every time they say "Georgia could clinch the SEC East with a win tonight." 🙄 #HailState
My dorky football-watching habit is looking up what the weather is for whatever game I'm watching. It's currently 40 degrees with a "feels like" of 36 in Oxford, MS.
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