Josh Gordon @lbcapt

Husband / Dad / Raconteur / Bon Vivant / Chicago-Obsessed / Eternally Optimistic / Proud to be an All-Around Good Guy lbcapt.com Cooper City, FL Joined November 2006

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Josh Gordon @lbcapt

2 days ago

@ShamsCharania Somebody better put @DanhausenAD at the door to block him, lest he break the un-cursing!

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So let me get this straight. Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom. Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land. Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan. Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted. And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?” Please.

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Josh Gordon @lbcapt

4 days ago

@RepOgles Hey Andy - your hate ends where Americans’ freedom begins. I mean this with as little respect as possible: fuck off.

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6 days ago

@WhiteHouse

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a week ago

@therealroseanne Hate for the sake of hate is just…. Boring. For the sake of sycophancy? Pitiful.

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a week ago

@therealroseanne @MarkleResists Only one word to describe @liamgallagher: Biblical

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a week ago

@DonaldJTrumpJr

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Josh Gordon @lbcapt

a week ago

@KatieMiller @TheDemocrats If your husband is going to let his own personal form of ugly bubble from the inside out, he’s going to have to learn to take it right back.

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Josh Gordon @lbcapt

a week ago

@bennyjohnson If @StephenM is gonna play the part of the ugly troll - both inside and out - he should have thick enough skin to take it right back.

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Josh Gordon @lbcapt

a week ago

@LauraLoomer @StephenM This is the official Stephen Miller account tweeting at the country. If he can’t take it, maybe he shouldn’t dish it out.

Stephen Miller @StephenM

a week ago

The Democrats made history in Texas by nominating their first transgender senate candidate.

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Josh Gordon @lbcapt

a week ago

@StephenM But like, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? Better, what the fuck is right with you?

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Josh Gordon @lbcapt

2 weeks ago

@darrenrovell @HeyHeyItsConrad

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Josh Gordon @lbcapt

2 weeks ago

@Todd_Spence Man, insane to me that Shawshank made neither list…

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Josh Gordon @lbcapt

2 weeks ago

@Tjack267 @JustinTweeets69 @1NCRDB1 You have enough Carters in Philly 😂

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2 weeks ago

@Tjack267 @JustinTweeets69 @1NCRDB1 You spelled Bears wrong!

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Josh Gordon @lbcapt

2 weeks ago

@Pirates Chicago —> Pittsburgh

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Josh Gordon @lbcapt

2 weeks ago

@Imakatt You spelled @LouMalnatis wrong…

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🏴‍☠️ @calvinfroedge

3 weeks ago

They want you to believe that this guy brought tens of thousands of people out of the woodworks to vote for him, oh and he got 10.8k mail in votes which were all for him. Massie lost by 10.2k votes.

Cuckturd @CattardSlim

3 weeks ago

Ed Gallrein, his extended family, & the 6 people who know him, celebrate his win.

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The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln

3 weeks ago

Absolutely insane levels of corruption happening right before your eyes.

Tyler McBrien @TylerMcBrien

3 weeks ago

BLANCHE: "The United States...is hereby FOREVER BARRED and PRECLUDED from prosecuting or pursuing...examinations or similar or related reviews" against Trump "or related or affiliated individuals," including family members or related companies and trusts.