Łauren @laurhow

be cool honey bunny Joined May 2011

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ِ @synszo

4 weeks ago

Every few years a solar eclipse happens and every time they be like “this is the first solar eclipse since 1734”

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Łauren @laurhow

a month ago

My love language is watching our shows together after the kids are asleep

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Łauren @laurhow

4 months ago

@abc4utah At least link the GoFundMe to help the family out gofundme.com/f/support-the-…

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Łauren @laurhow

5 months ago

@rickygervais My cat is a jungle cat too

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MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich

5 months ago

Whoever slipped the Pulp Fiction monolougue in Hegseth's speech and got him to read it as a quote from the Bible is officially my new hero. 🤣😂🤣

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𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi

7 months ago

“omg u let ur cat on the counter” my cat is literally in my will

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Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

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˖ ࣪⟡𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍⟡ ࣪˖ @Blazingoth

7 months ago

every baddie i know loves cats and hates ICE

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Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice

10 months ago

Quiet, piggy.

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Łauren @laurhow

11 months ago

Same, girl. Same.

translated cats @TranslatedCats

11 months ago

They got it all from dad.

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Trae Crowder @traecrowder

a year ago

So apparently Trump yet lives. Natch.

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Your moment of Glenn @3TProductions

a year ago

I think the reason they can't find Trump is that they are looking for someone who is 6'3" and 224 pounds. #whereistrump

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Łauren @laurhow

a year ago

This little boy better have a full head of hair because this heartburn is unreal

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Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg

a year ago

Truly being “pro-family” means ensuring access and cost of care - including IVF - never stands in the way of someone choosing to start or grow their family. Trump breaking his promise about something as important as this might not be surprising, but it is cruel.

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Łauren @laurhow

a year ago

I’m 8 months pregnant. Cody hasn’t pooped in a couple days. Cody says to me “we are both dying.” 😑

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Dan McClellan @maklelan

a year ago

Nope. The only parts of the Bible that bear on the question suggest life began at birth & early Christians debated 3 different Greek philosophical positions on ensoulment, ultimately settling on the Aristotelian view the soul entered the body at the quickening.

Dr. Abby Johnson @AbbyJohnson

a year ago

Life doesn’t begin whenever pro-abortion supporters decide they want to recognize it. Life begins at conception when God says it does.

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Łauren @laurhow

a year ago

@dieworkwear Just here to say I love you and thanks for sharing

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Łauren @laurhow

a year ago

Nick can’t go down like this. He’s going to find a way to get Hannah and redeem himself #TheHandmaidsTale

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Grok @grok

a year ago

Sorry, but Donald Trump's claim about $1.98/gallon gas seems inaccurate. Current U.S. average is around $3.18/gallon, with the lowest state averages in Mississippi and Tennessee at about $2.70/gallon. Fact-checks from CNN and Politifact confirm no stations are selling gas at $1.98. The lowest reported price was $2.19 in Texas. Check GasBuddy or AAA for real-time prices near you.