Lauren McMahon @laurenrm_
💫💛 Southampton, England Joined February 2010-
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healing is so fucking frustrating. it's like you're doing well, you're forgiving, you're letting shit go and you're working on processing through it all, then boom traumatic shit enters your mind and you have to start all the way over processing those feelings
Do you ever see someone constantly away on hols and just wanna text them and ask what they do for a living
When you’re having a great time w your mom and you get the urge to tell her about your real life 😭😭😭
Nothing like female friendship. The support??? It’s like you have 5 extensions of yourself but without the self doubt and insecurity, cause your gals are gonna remind you daily that you’re worth everything and more. They’re gonna uplift you every chance they get. Sisterhood.
“… so no pay rise but please circulate these amongst all 738,000 of you”.
no matter how good of a woman you are ... you'll never be good enough for a guy who isn't ready to be a man
this year was tough but a bitch tougher
being a boy seems so easy 😩 all u gotta do is lie and get haircuts
i wonder if imma be like 45 still crying to 20 Something by SZA
Happy fake work week to all who celebrate
Can’t believe I used to drink TWO WHOLE BOTTLES of rose wine straight from the bottle with a straw as *pre drinks* when I was 20… And then I’d head to the club, neck about 8 doubles and be FINE the next day
Some boys are nearly 30 with receding hair lines thinking the pub is the answer to life’s problems
trish getting evicted just in time for her to go on i’m a celeb to call nigel farage a bully whilst doing the limbo #BBUK x.com/tyesoaps/statu…
No but how embarrassed would you be if this was your dad, brother, uncle or boyfriend - diiiiiiickheads
No but how embarrassed would you be if this was your dad, brother, uncle or boyfriend - diiiiiiickheads
I’ve never understood why the NHS doesn’t offer exit interviews to those who leave… In what other workplace do you have employees leaving in droves, yet continue to ignore it & refuse to try to understand why, so you can prevent it collapsing?! It’s unbelievable 😡
Today is the first day I have ever known NHS consultants to strike. Here’s the top 5 reasons…
Rishi Sunak just blamed doctors and nurses striking for the long waiting list times. Because before the strikes there were no waiting lists at all. Allegedly. Vote these turds out at the next GE. #PMQs
Made a cup of tea with a fork to celebrate #NHS75
I love this women so much
I love this women so much
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healing is so fucking frustrating. it's like you're doing well, you're forgiving, you're letting shit go and you're working on processing through it all, then boom traumatic shit enters your mind and you have to start all the way over processing those feelings
Some people are the lesson you needed to learn ..nothing more ..nothing less. That was their purpose ..not everyone is meant to stay...some are meant to teach.
stop letting people consume you. they didn’t call? go to sleep. they didn’t message you? put your phone down and have a better day. they left you on read? delete the conversation. they didn’t make an effort? match their energy. never let your happiness depend on anyone
“you talking to anyone?” yeah to the voices in my head
@lucyj_ford I hate celebrity travel shows, but would watch Ryan Gosling & Alison Hammond tour Grimsby.
the 'alison....alison😏' really got me
rewatching my comfort show is not enough i need to live in its universe
The purpose of a text is to get a reply within minutes if i wanted to wait i'd send you a letter through a fucking pigeon instead
After a certain age, being a bad partner is just embarrassing. Sooo you didn’t do any work on yourself? No introspection, no healing, no growth… just basking in your toxicity huh?
I’m an absolutely broken nurse tonight. I’m sick of being short staffed, over worked and abused by patients. I’m sick of having extra responsibility heaped on despite being so junior. I’m sick of crying before, during and/or after every shift.
According to the Met Office April has been ‘warmer than average’ Is everyone at the Met Office pissed? Warmer than what average? The average temperature of a polar bears ball bag?
He doesn’t know I’ve confiscated his passport x
Guess I’m in my Brent era
Do you ever see someone constantly away on hols and just wanna text them and ask what they do for a living
Espresso kinda the best song of all time if you think about it
Brilliant nurse on BBC Question time the other night. Absolute true what she says, so many elements to mental health and helping someone into recovery. 🙌 #Mentalhealth #ToryCriminals
“Are you working from home today?” From the wrong colleague feels like an interrogation.
Eldest daughter rage has to be one of the most justifiable forms of anger.
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