Mach X @launch_lets

🇨🇦 🇺🇸 YYZ ATC, American grandparents Small-town, Canada Joined February 2021

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Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra

14 hours ago

The same police force who handcuffed Henry Nowak and called him a liar as he died, did this to the people protesting it. Nobody can say there's no two tier policing and judiciary in the UK. The whole world sees it.

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Crystal Marie Denha @iamcrystalmar

a week ago

Anna Faris learned the hard way 😏 This is a repost from years ago. Oldie but still one of my favorites for the ladies 🤪 Come see me on tour to hear the full joke uncensored! 🎟️ Come see me on tour! 👇 • 3/20-3/21– Point Pleasant, NJ - Uncle Vinnie...

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꧁Bobbi꧂ @SaltyBitch_52

a week ago

These guys are funny. Deer Blind Dad Jokes.

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Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr

a week ago

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A True Liberal 🇬🇧 🏳️‍🌈 @MInthenow70635

2 weeks ago

Islam has a problem with gays, Jews, Sikhs, Christians, Buddhists, Hindus, women, non-Muslims, atheists and apostates, but if I have a problem with Islam, I'm the bigot? Can you see how ridiculous it is?

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🇨🇦 Antonio Tweets @AntonioTweets2

3 weeks ago

Accurate

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Paula @paulabearthe2nd

a month ago

Dear The Police Please continue to kick stabbers in the head. Thanks Lots of love The non stabbers

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Satire Squad HQ @SatireSquadHQ

2 months ago

Harvard Report: Canada Dumbest Nation Alive Cambridge, MA — In a bombshell 2026 Global Stupidity Index released Tuesday, Harvard researchers crowned Canada the undisputed Dumbest Nation Alive, edging out perennial runners-up like North Korea and California. The report, titled “How One Polite Country Engineered Its Own Lobotomy,” cites a perfect storm of self-inflicted retardation that began the moment Justin Trudeau slithered into power in 2015 and somehow got worse under his banker cosplay successor, Mark Carney. “Canada didn’t just fall — it sprinted face-first into the pavement while apologizing for the sidewalk’s colonial history,” said lead researcher Dr. Harlan McBraindead. “Every metric — economic suicide, cultural brain-melt, demographic replacement — screams ‘we hate ourselves and want to die.’” The Liberals, those tireless champions of DEI quotas, gender fairy tales, and open-border masochism, have turned the once-functional country into a glittering dumpster fire. Mass immigration? Check — cities now resemble failed UN refugee camps where English is optional and taxpayer-funded housing is mandatory. Gender ideology? Check — biological males dominate women’s sports, prisons, and locker rooms while anyone noticing gets hauled before a human rights tribunal for “hate facts.” DEI hiring? Check — competence was quietly retired years ago in favor of checking every box except “qualified.” Voters, described by the study as “the most obviously mentally challenged electorate on Earth,” keep re-electing these clowns with the glassy-eyed devotion of a cult. Why? Because they’ve swallowed the gospel that everything wrong is Donald Trump’s fault. Housing crisis? Trump. Inflation? Trump. Fentanyl zombies in every major city? Trump. The fact Canada has been in economic and cultural free-fall since 2015 is apparently irrelevant — facts are colonial, after all. Enter Mark Carney, the Liberals’ shiny new messiah, elected on a pure platform of Trump Derangement Syndrome. He campaigned as the only adult who could “deal with Trump.” Result? Canada is now the only country on the planet without a new trade deal while even Mexico and the EU walked away with wins. Carney’s big move: more virtue-signaling speeches, more carbon taxes, and more apologies. The Harvard team called it “peak retarded diplomacy.” At press time, Liberal strategists were reportedly drafting a new national slogan: “Sorry, eh? Please keep us stupid.”