can't help but notice the many metal bars and poles scattered randomly around the neighborhood
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this guy used to ask, "can you tell I have a heavy metal bar in my jacket?" "No," I said. "You're Undercover Inspector Gadget. Stop asking everyone that, someone might suspect you have a heavy metal bar in your jacket nonetheless" "'Nonetheless' is superfluous," he'd reply
similarly I would have a sharpie or other big-ass marker(s) attached to my person at all times, usually by a string tied to a buttonhole on my jacket or directly knitted into my sweater and I agree that's a bit much