allieaaa @krazykatkarlson
pip pip a doodlie doo Kansas City, MO Joined June 2019-
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bitch i got HBO max, Disney plus, and a air fryer. you not finna talk to me crazy
psa: we are clearly in a surge in the pandemic. we are SHORT STAFFED EVERYWHERE. Everyone is TIRED. If you go out to eat, shop, doctors office, the LAST thing employees need is attitude/rudeness or overall negative behavior from you. We are all human beings. Trying to survive.
my cat: *meows* me, an empath: yeah i know
One year ago, a violent attack on our Capitol made it clear just how fragile the American experiment in democracy really is. Here’s my statement on what the anniversary means, and what we need to do today.
i’ve gotten more done in the first 5 days of dry January than i have in the last 6 months. who knew
i mean this in the LEAST savior complex way but literally f*ck artists who don’t go out of their way to make sure their audience feels safe. from other audience members. from their own crew. from THEMSELVES.
if i have to go in for jury duty i will be dressing as elle woods and objecting if i get hungry
Unpopular opinion: Mondays off are better than Fridays off.
“wyd after work” going to bed bro i ain’t no super hero
Remember when @tanamongeau was dragged for asking Tristan Thompson why he wasn’t home with his kid… and now look at us all asking the same damn thing😂
@BChickenfry “Yeah! I was calling your name while my 🍆 was filling some woman with my jizz.” They are all so silly. Unnecessary drama. Woman, just walk. But you won’t so …
“Sorry khloe but when I cheated on you I did it with the upmost respect towards you🖤”
fuck it let’s compromise how bout if you get the vaccine you get a free gun idc anymore.
does anyone else use their dog like a heated blanket/space heater?
sobriety is what the cool kids do in 2022
record labels should offer health insurance to their artists.
Shout out to Betty White for ruining 2021 and not 2022
Let the magic begin. Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: #ReturntoHogwarts is now streaming on HBO Max.
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Allie Carlson @rabbit36rocs
494 Followers 1K Following What makes success: friends and family that support you, giving it all you got, doing it for the glory of God, and NEVER SAY NEVER!
A l e x a n d r a @crazycarly247
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President Biden @POTUS
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The White House @WhiteHouse
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Taylor Swift @taylorswift13
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The AHS Zone @ahszone
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Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
19.8M Followers 722 Following Fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. Official account is @VP.
jesse Williams. @iJesseWilliams
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Maybe this will be the show I finally find a man at 😘 here’s to hoping lol
KANSAS CITY. APRIL 09. with the beautiful @rafflalala. bit.ly/TGCUptown. let’s get a move on!
i mean this in the LEAST savior complex way but literally f*ck artists who don’t go out of their way to make sure their audience feels safe. from other audience members. from their own crew. from THEMSELVES.
@zzippidydoodaa @BChickenfry Tristan getting instructions on what to write.
@BChickenfry If he doesn’t want to humiliate her why would he post this on Instagram for everyone to see😭😭😭😭
Wedding Vol. 2 🖤🤍
one time my ex dead ass looked at me and said “i hate your job i just want to date a barista”
It’s been New Year’s for two minutes I lost two $150 portable chargers and a $4000 chrome hearts ring
not my sister setting her alarm for 3am to make our 8am flight when we live 25min from airport…..
i’m so allergic to gluten but can’t stop eating it???? like???
greys anatomy is simultaneously the worst and best show i’ve ever seen
the grey’s anatomy fan urge to watch all the early seasons and pretend that your favorite characters are not dead
update: he woke me
it’s 5am and I just got home to my parents house literally blacked out and i don’t even know how to act because everyone is asleep and im trying to be sneaky but also I’m technically 23 years old and can do literally whatever i want like do i hide in my room what do i do.. scared
my week so far: -ex sent me pics of my friend blowing him -ex tried to ruin my life 400 times -robbed for $7k worth of shit on rodeo -spider infestation in house -heat breaks in house during the coldest week in LA -had to date lil xan again to spite ex -PLANE. JUST. FLOODED.
BREAKING: Reports confirm Coal is OUT as Santa moves towards a more renewable source of punishment.
my ex blocked me this week and then randomly unblocked me to send me a photo of one of my close friends sucking his dick and said “Merry Christmas! re-blocked!” and then promptly re-blocked me so i couldn’t EVEN RESPOND
My simulation has been going haywire these past couple months, like mf logged off and forgot he was playing my game.
🤞🏽daredevil and spider-man in hawkeye seaosn finale🤞🏽
i cannot stop saying BING BONG, FUCK YA LIFE
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