Important Personal Announcement: After much consideration I've decided that I must move on. I must stop posting here when I could be doing more important things. It's not easy for me to say this, but I have made many missteps in deciding to utilize this platform as much as I have while on the toilet. From this point forward I will limit my toilet usage of X to only 15 minutes per day. Oh, and I made this post to see how many people will post a celebratory reply here thinking that I'm leaving this platform. The point is, you should all read an entire article before sharing it, liking it, or commenting on it. Clickbait headlines will be your downfall.
@krassenstein Good call Brian! Sitting on the toilet for extended periods of time can have long term negative circulatory effects. Bravo!
@krassenstein Translation: "my stupid tweets keep getting refuted"
@krassenstein Did you make this post whilst on the toilet thinking of Elon? 👀🫣