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Probably the worst joke I’ve ever heard
Probably the worst joke I’ve ever heard https://t.co/6fFz3DPYQL
Nigerian Pastor who predicted that the world will end on April 25, says God pardoned the world after he fasted for 21 days.
people have been saying “music was just better when i was young” for as long as there’s been music and they’re still failing to realise the pattern
people have been saying “music was just better when i was young” for as long as there’s been music and they’re still failing to realise the pattern
Does anybody else think it was a missed opportunity that Jesus’s carpentry knowledge never came into play later in the story? It would have made for a good setup and pay off
anatomy of a fall (2023) dir. justine triet
I see it
What an eye-opening 8 days this past week had been.
This is so funny. Were they not burning witches, beheading their mistresses and spending their extra time torturing your ancestors? Why are you people so desperate to believe that you’re inherently barbaric? Do people not evolve? Do cultures not evolve?
This is so funny. Were they not burning witches, beheading their mistresses and spending their extra time torturing your ancestors? Why are you people so desperate to believe that you’re inherently barbaric? Do people not evolve? Do cultures not evolve?
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There’s just big YOU, my idolo 🙏🏾
Small green Indomie 270. This is not a place where we can love, where we can dance, where we can live together in peace and harmony 😔
The sun has set on my time in this house 😭
You come chibyvese come steal? Omo Abeg who has any information on this guy?
i sure am not the only one seeing him abi?
i sure am not the only one seeing him abi? https://t.co/48z06wMAQa
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What age do the boys outgrow the spider man shit 😭
Sometimes I randomly remember that I filmed video interludes for my wedding because I wanted it to feel like a Bey concert, just extra asf
This one right here 😭😭
What Black British moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
Grades out A+ I might just be THAT GUY😂
I disagree that you dress like Cary Grant. In this thread, I will list some of the ways in which your dress differs and why such important details matter. 🧵
Do I need to have some suits like the ones on the left made? I dress like the guy on the right already but the first guy has a lot more style.
No such issues for Cary Grant. His clothes always hang beautifully and smoothly while still giving a distinctive, flattering silhouette.
You'll notice that Grant's collar always hugs his neck, even when he dances. See this scene from the 1958 film Indiscreet. One reason you want your collar to hug your neck is that the jacket is not only more comfy but will look more natural on you.
Probably the worst joke I’ve ever heard
What Black British moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
Fools.
Realizing every moment is gone the second it happens it’s really intense .. don’t remember all the time but when I do 😰 like every second is really OVER and will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN . How is everyone relaxing thorough that
@dontbebleak She stans whoever sings the next song on shuffle. Respect
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Your girl said yes !!!!
Does anybody else think it was a missed opportunity that Jesus’s carpentry knowledge never came into play later in the story? It would have made for a good setup and pay off
anatomy of a fall (2023) dir. justine triet