Sentence Dawg @kelseynelsoon
I gotta leave (they/them) Joined May 2014-
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🇮🇶 One of our most underrated documentaries, embedded side-by-side with the youth protesters of #Iraq in 2021. Great work by @lukepierce100. Watch it: youtu.be/5dFQXyKWBAc
Elementary school was awesome once a month you’d go to gym class and the coach would be like “here’s a guy in an MLM and he’s here to sell you like stacking cups or snow globes or whatever for an hour and you can’t leave”
A Heat Advisory will be in effect for Austin from this afternoon through September
I get that dkr makes enough money to be immune to noise ordinances or whatever but they should at least divert some of that funding to somebody that will do the homework I can't complete bc I can hear the blaring speakers in my home over a mile away
Listening to Jacob Colliers music feels like he printed out his music degree onto sandpaper and is rubbing it against my face
Booty shorts with "please be patient I have autism" on the ass
the collapse of society began with the fall of adobe flash
Two men, both alike in dignity, In my fair dms, slid into the scene
IF I DON'T LOOK AT THE GAS PRICES THEY CAN'T HURT ME
The people who post non stop every summer about their mission trips to Haiti are awfully quiet lately
Ok Gmail why dont you just write the fucking email for me then if youre so smart
As a community we collectively mourn the losses of Taco Bell and Dunkin but only true UT old heads remember the magic of Moojo on Guad
My guys I'm in a 72 seat classroom with 59 people and my professor took off his mask to start talking and also somebody without a mask sat down next to me. My high risk ass is not about this 😔
Lab grown meat this. Impossible burger that. Where the fuck are my plant based dinosaur chicken nuggets?
My villain origin story: Domino the UT Cat’s house being destroyed
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457K Followers 180 Following my name is heloísa, i’m from brasil, and i like to draw cats - this is the only account i own! the one and only@SPGiraffe @LaceyJMusic Good call making them Walter Workers. I always feel like there's a little bit off having the drummer musician not in costume, per se. I'm glad they're willing to do this. It adds to the magic.
My boss just pulled me into her office to tell me to stop playing Karkalicious on the Bluetooth speaker while I’m working in the lab 😬 Guess my coworkers are Daverezi shippers… 😵💫
@Jake_Hanrahan Ironically if those older episodes came out today they’d be considered “too woke” by many. People really forget how progressive that show was.
@Austin_Police Republicans on any given day: "I don't need BIG government telling me if I can or can't own a gun!" Republicans in this thread: "I hope they got a permit for this -*checks notes*- march down the street."
Thinking back to in high school when I learned the toontown dance to impress my crush and when I finally built up the courage I went up to her and did the dance and before I could ask her out she said to me “what the hell was that? You’re so weird.” and her friends laughed. 😖
I was forced to go grocery shopping in the fascist suburbs and I’ve come to the conclusion that we need to do something about these horrible places
had my first go at a white skater thinking my little brown friends and i are jealous bc she’s a “pretty white girl” and the way the roller skate community praises this hoe too i cannot
barista asked if i’d watched dune and i said oh yeah and she said she’d messed up making a flower and got shai hulud instead
a native american woman is (almost certainly) going to win best actress for the first time in history and instead of like celebrating that countless film journos are implying that margot robbie not being nominated in the same category is somehow a loss for feminism
"The optics of excluding #Barbie's Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie from the directing and lead actress categories — the women most responsible for a critically acclaimed film that became the biggest blockbuster of 2023 — are not good" thr.cm/IO0r7iN
hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine
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Chris Avell, the pastor of Dad's Place in Bryan, Ohio, was arraigned in court on January 11 for charges related to building code violations after he kept his church open to provide warmth and shelter for unhoused individuals. He pleaded not guilty to the alleged violations.…
now why am I so deathly ill on MLK day, seems very anti black
everytime it rains hard af i’m concerned about the onion creek flooding again and that was literally 10 years ago now
The Armenian press writes that yesterday Samvel Shahramanyan had a closed meeting with constitutionalists & politicians at the Marriott Hotel. Idea is to preserve the state institutions of NK/Artsakh and to form a government in exile.
i’d love to live in a place where i don’t recognize anyone when i go out lmfao i run into someone from my past lives on the daily
A reporter slept in a hotel in Urfa that used to be an Armenian monastery and didn’t even bother with acknowledging that the city’s long-standing Christian (Assyrian and Armenian) population has completely disappeared in a genocide.
Having ethnically cleansed Karabakh, Azeri regime propaganda shows Azerbaijan’s president Aliyev treating the Artsakh flag as a doormat in Stepanakert—the same regime that claims it would allow Armenians in the region to live normally (sadly but luckily, most managed to flee).