Kris Mayle @kaymay1990
Childfree - Bi, Aro 🏳️🌈 - L.A.- Cheesemonger at Farmers Market L.A.- Always anxious - She/Her instagram.com/kay1990may Los Angeles, CA Joined July 2017-
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I poke fun at the women who constantly swirl around their Starbucks iced coffee yet here I am, standing on a street corner, swirling around my iced black unsweetened cold brew and yes I went back to Porto’s for a steak torta and MY GOD was it pure heaven.
The server that took away my plate said “you finished?” I said “yeah.” She said “ooh, well done!” da fuq
After 2 years of being in L.A., I finally made it to Porto’s. Long lines, wait times, and near impossible parking completely worth it.
Living in America means getting fucked left, right, and center on a daily basis. Acid reflux affects my throat, so I take an antacid. The antacids I bought have red 40 amongst other dyes in them. Hmm, my choices are a damaged esophagus or a damaged brain…
Me: Stop using your credit card! Also me: Ooh, let's buy $75 worth of GMM shirts/pins cuz you wanna be decked out for the L.A. show. Also, I already planned on getting GMM stuff when I bought the tickets months ago so it's like I already bough it. It doesn't count #girlmath
Some jury duty observations: Compared to women, the men were using the restroom at a rate of 5:1 and each man slobbered on the water fountain after they left said restroom. Men, what’s wrong with you?
Hedène Rose honey is one of the best tasting things on the planet but I cannot for the life of me figure out what you’d pair it with
Ok route 11, you won me back with the dill pickle kettle cooked
Now I’ve seen everything. Even as a cheesemonger this surprises me.
Kinda disppointed hardcore mode in Manhunt is just no minimap showing where the hunters are. Are there extra hunters, too? It's been a while since playing regular mode. Maybe it'll get harder as the game goes on.
Don’t mind me, just having a “after 20 years of desperately wanting to move to SoCal, I can’t believe I’m finally here” moment and… CRITTERS!
So like you know how there’s a small black widow living in the window sill of my bathroom? Uh, yeah, there is now a female on the outside of my apartment that is at least 3x its size so yay.
You know what I hate? I hate it when companies put sugar on bbq potato chips. Like why? Why ruin a beautiful bbq chip like that? Route 11, I’m looking at you.
My thumb is healing quicker than I thought. The doctor said my thumb will most likely look slanted and wonky for quite some time due to the tip being cut off but it's almost back to normal except a small scab in the middle. I'm kinda disappointed in my amazing healing abilities.
Nerves/pain receptors are crazy. Thumb’s scabbing over and a piece of it started pulling up/pinching me. I took off my bandage to assess - saw a small piece of scab was hanging on by a literal thread. Pulled it off and it felt like an electric shock ran down my arm. I saw stars.
Ok, that Saw video game is actually pretty good. I wanna pretend it isn't because the controls are absolute dog shit, but I'm really enjoying it.
Just shoved a heaping tsp of peanut butter and a slightly less heaping tsp of blackcurrant jam into my mouth only to realize I lost my sense of smell and therefore taste. What a waste of calories.
I’m seeing @kathygriffin at The Wiltern in Septemba wahoo!!!!!!!!
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Relaxing Saturday getting coffee, a pedicure, and some pizza
Absolutely fucking not
Joe Roberts: What the world needs now is another George W. Bush nationalpost.com/opinion/joe-ro…
@kaymay1990 Very possible I got you breakfast and germs!
😔 Such a gut punch for our Muslim community in Philly today. Eid should be safe. The Philadelphia Masjid is like home for so many. As an ummah, we have to do something about the gun violence.
Eid selfies! 💙🌙
Fasting at my job was a big challenge because we always have snacks and people are always bringing food to share, so I’m excited and grateful for getting to eat at work again
Fuck you
We wish all of our Muslim friends in Israel and around the world marking Eid al-Fitr an #EidMubarak. May this Eid bring you health, peace and prosperity.
“Watergate does not bother me, does your conscience bother you?”
Thank you so much for all of the love over these last few days, and for embracing something we’ve kept private for a long time. It’s a weight off! We appreciate your respect of our private life, and will share what we feel comfortable with in our own time. Love you, internet!
@kaymay1990 nope its not a joke. ive always known their was something going on there which is weird because ive never shipped them or anything
I am wearing a dress with pockets and therefore get to do that “it has pockets!” pose every time a coworker gives me a compliment
Iftar party!
I have been wearing bat-themed clothing all week to work for funsies and my coworker gave me the nickname “Rasferatu”
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