The DOJ just filed an antitrust lawsuit on your mom. Yeah, she’s been monopolizing MY NUTS
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Hey. Katie here. I want to apologize for my previous tweet. It was a crass joke, but more importantly, there’s a strong argument that your mom’s market dominance of my nuts was not because of anticompetitive actions but her sheer excellence and innovation in nut handling.
@katienotopoulos It's honestly just great to know mom is getting out there.
@katienotopoulos Has this been reported on UPDOG yet?
@katienotopoulos the issue is not so much that their mom tried to make her nut handling better but that she tried to make others’ nut handling worse