kaomi @kaomi_k
May every person that laughs at your sophomoric effort be a reminder of your eternal mediocrity and pierce your heart at night. blacklivesmatters.carrd.co London // Dante’s Inferno Joined February 2011-
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I love my girl down, but I can already tell Dolores is going to be boring as fuck again this season 😭
I love my girl down, but I can already tell Dolores is going to be boring as fuck again this season 😭
BREAKING: Winner of $1.3 billion Powerball jackpot identified as an immigrant from Laos who is fighting cancer and undergoing chemotherapy
Just had a meeting with my old manager to get her eyes on a piece of work. Started off the call by asking her how wedding prep was going; she was startled and replied that she was now single. She then asked me how my dog was; I replied that she had died. Monday is Monday-ing 😭
4.58am: I forgot to go to sleep last night, and now I'm going to be fucked up all day
Unpopular opinion bc these days "everyone has their own priorities and responsibilities", but friends that do not check in on you are not your friends. You show up for people you care about. Whether that's a visit to see them, a phone call or a text.
Unpopular opinion bc these days "everyone has their own priorities and responsibilities", but friends that do not check in on you are not your friends. You show up for people you care about. Whether that's a visit to see them, a phone call or a text.
Me, every day of my life since I turned 13:
WHO SIGNED OFF IN THIS 😭😭😭
Me: *has an exam in 50 mins* Also me: *googles 'why do crocodiles not attack hippos'*
Beyoncé can sing jibberish lyrics and sound amazing and full of energy, meanwhile some artists write whole books of stale outdated prose and still can't hit a note right 😭😭😭
One of the most beautiful songs of the last decade.
One of the most beautiful songs of the last decade.
Got to the gym and realised I forgot my headphones, but instead of driving back home and skipping (like I have done in the past), I did my workout.
I’m in too many long distance friendships.. I miss you muthafuckas!
Having all your family on your property but everyone still has their own space is so awesome and something I’m working towards myself.
Having all your family on your property but everyone still has their own space is so awesome and something I’m working towards myself.
Should I start running? Mind you, I currently run like this:
I am provided for, I am safe and I am healthy. I’m so so grateful.
Marlo has had that shit ON from day. She's truly the OG Bravo fashion girl.
Marlo has had that shit ON from day. She's truly the OG Bravo fashion girl.
Get the Tories OUT right now, OMG.
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188 Followers 48 Following@kaomi_k that “you’re such a slob” moment is top tier lol
@kaomi_k @petty_hearst we do need "welcome back scumbag" dolores back
I don’t get why you guys think calling me fat is an insult. The guy on the right was a very depressed, malnourished vegan, struggling with an eating disorder, lost , and grieving after my sister suddenly died in 2016. Oh I was 19 While the guy on the left is thriving, eating…
@kaomi_k LOVE black Delores but omg I need her to just get a lil spicy again she’s been so boring these past two seasons.
The definition of REACHING for the STARS. Mariah and Taylor Swift should never even be in the same sentence. At least when Bey is compared to Mariah it's actual God-given talent. Taylor's is something else.
Taylor Swift breaks Mariah Carey’s record for female artist with the most Billboard 200 & Hot 100 No. 1s combined (25).
Lol this is why people become pastors and rob you people, no sense, no critical thinking skills.
Atheist: There is no Jesus Me: Okay, when was the wheel invented? Atheist: Around 300 B.C Me: Before who?? Before who???
And finally, to close out the April Taurus season, ME!!! #27 🎉🎉🎉
you can tell luann lowkey wanted ramonas nails
What the comments highlight to me is that a lot of men aren’t in healthy, caring, tender friendships. It’s not weak, or feminine to tell your boys that you love them.
Carrie after she said, “Lemme see you twirl, sista!”
Sajid Javid speaking punjabi will forever kill me. Guy definitely regrets putting bilingual on his CV
what British South Asian moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
@TheFigen_ The Greek Guards get bonus points for their flair, their attire and symmetry. 😳