jacob @jxcoblz
ceo of being unable to think of a good bio. San Antonio, TX Joined June 2014-
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How could you not pass it on the first try?
Men tend to overestimate women's interest in them, while women tend to underestimate men's interest.
How romantic
Mocha frappe with extra drizzzy ? I think yeeth 🥴
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Men tend to overestimate women's interest in them, while women tend to underestimate men's interest.
Before mating, a female giraffe will urinate in the male's mouth.
UPDATE : THERES A POSSIBILITY THAT MY GRANDMA CAN COME HOME 🥺💖 dude my heart is so fuckin happy !!
every time i walk through our drive thru line i hope one of the cars hit me
The "G" in "G-Spot" stands for Gräfenberg, a german gynecologist who studied female sexual physiology.
So I heard 😭😂
BRO I ROCKED HER SHIT 😭😭 if y’all were downtown pls slide the mf video
love my girlies 👁👄👁