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It’s kind of bizarre to feel the need to say it, but it’s a very very bad sign for a society if one cannot freely protest a genocide, ethnic cleansing, war crimes, mass graves, and the mass incineration of children. That is a very bad place for a culture to be.
thank you stars for winning right as I have to change to local weather coverage that was so kind of you
THE LA KINGS LOST LAST NIGHT IN FRONT OF FUCKING RYAN ROSS??????
OH BABY HERE COMES THE SOUND TOOK A TRAIN OUTTA NEW ORLEANS AND THEY SHOT ME FULL OF EPHEDRINE THIS IS HOW WE LIKE TO DO IT IN THE MURDER SCENE
the discourse about the leafs is about to be sooooooooo unbearable and its going to be focused at all the wrong things again
the way ppl talk abt the leafs leaves me genuinely wondering who on the team yall DO like??
you guys are so funny bc you'll literally piss your pants like a little baby when mitch doesn't score and then when he does you put your soiled diapers on your head and go wahh wahhh why didnt he score 6 in the first period ://// and everyone's embarrassed for you it's really sad
this was the leafs locker room during 2nd intermission
WELL!
i like this team so of course I’m a bit sad when they’re down in a game
sammy took reaves out back and i heard a gun shot but woll said it was unrelated
[pinching bridge of nose] just win the hockey game. win the fucking game. jesus. fuck
lord i see what you’ve done for tampa bay and their returning player
my beloved…
i’ve been chilling watching all the games today but I know that in an hour I’m gonna be fighting to not throw up for 3 hours. playoffs babey.
arielle @jesterbestie
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Fuck you all climate change deniers. This has been predicted DECADES AGO. Now we're suffering the consequences of our inaction.
PWHL Ottawa fans should keep an eye on Boston/Minnesota (happening right now). If Minnesota wins in regulation, Ottawa clinches a playoff spot.
Dang. I forgot to mention their first place is an RV parked on mom & dad's property. And just for added context, dad is an attorney and mom has a degree in physics. These kids didn't come from poor, uneducated backgrounds. They were intentionally handicapped by fundy parents.
I WAS WRONG ON THE INTERNET: RTing because I retweeted the Bad Hillary Climate Graph saying "Can I vote for target," not realizing that "target" was Biden's target. This is a good thread.
Can we...just accept that we suck at this? I want to tell you a story that has made me kinda hopeless about Twitter's ability to affect positive things happening, and it starts with this tweet from Hillary Clinton. x.com/hillaryclinton…
Peak wisteria on Stuyvesant Street in the East Village …
This is brilliant footage of the state of relations between us, the media and the governing classes.
BREAKING: A Palestine solidarity demonstration gathers outside the entrance of the White House Correspondents Dinner, confronting celebs and high-profile guests as they arrive.
It’s kind of bizarre to feel the need to say it, but it’s a very very bad sign for a society if one cannot freely protest a genocide, ethnic cleansing, war crimes, mass graves, and the mass incineration of children. That is a very bad place for a culture to be.
i can’t they tricked all you idiots into getting addicted to nicotine as a “productivity boost.”
Together with the Walmart tweet there’s a very specific kind of person online who is constantly fuming about this point because it’s absolutely true
i don't care if you're at sick new world right now just don't do it infront of me
@spelunky_ My pens have been poo the past few years... So I've been pulling for the leafs, and I honestly feel for the good fans... But, honestly some of the fans make it difficult at times... However, I know a vast majority of them are great people.
@spelunky_ deserves to watch their team be successful at least once, hope they figure that out for them
@spelunky_ when you cheer for a team who constantly lets u down, it’s fucking HARD. i got good friends who are diehards for the Leafs. it was kinda funny the first couple years because there was always that “they’ll be fine and figure it out” thought. now it’s just ridiculous. everyone
@spelunky_ This isn’t a downfall. This has been happening for 10 years now
I hate how everyone treats this guy like a normal conservative commentator. he should be living in a kennel, getting studied by evil scientists who try to complete or reverse his surgeries to become Korean
Columbia University students think this dance will somehow ‘Free Palestine.’