Please, newspapers, I must know more about internal politicking at Harvard University. Put more reporters on it. My need to know who is internally popular at the executive level of one college is insatiable. It is the most important thing in the world.
@oneunderscore__ Man on street: "Please help, I've just been stabbed." Newspapers: "One moment. There's an update on the Harvard situation."
@jordanliles @oneunderscore__ I know this is a foreign concept to most so-called journalists out there who are only used to talking about Trump 24/7/365 for the last 7 years, but there’s gotta be a way to cover two things at once with your staff of dozens of people 🤔
@jordanliles @oneunderscore__ The progressive impulse to pretend only one thing at a time can be important.
@jordanliles @oneunderscore__ Man on street: "Please help, I've just been stabbed." Newspapers: “One moment. We have to check on the race and politics of the victim and attacker before decide if and how to cover this.”
@jordanliles @oneunderscore__ Most people can do 2 things at once. Novel concept that you may want to learn.
@jordanliles @oneunderscore__ They may actually be related since Hamas teaches children to stab Jews and Harvard can’t seem to protect them. 😂
@jordanliles @oneunderscore__ - “I’m fucking bleeding, ugh!” - “Yes, but did you know that the recent development at Harvard show how...” - “Fucking hell!”
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@jordanliles @oneunderscore__ But it was a black man who stabbed a White guy so nothing to see.