Things I’ve been called tonight by my daughter: - a nice ole bean bag - her best friend - her fast friend - her last friend - tooty fruity - swing man (I was swinging her) - mister pig - too mean - not too mean
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@johntdrake Her last friend... too soon too soon. At least it wasn’t “your last friend” 🤣
@johntdrake So you are her last, best, fast friend. Good to know. Lol
@johntdrake I’ll take Mister Pig for 500 please Alex
@johntdrake Things went down with mister pig, but things are lookin' up with Not Too Mean!
@johntdrake My kid called me a damp couch six months ago and I’m still laughing about it.