quit dming me for backstage passes at red rocks the only woman allowed back there is tamara and tamara only
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imagine me giving the dm girls passes and introducing them like “hey mom this is ravebae69 & kholegirl12 we met on twitter”
@johnsummit Ravegirl69 & kholegirl12
@johnsummit impossible for me bc ravebae69 and kholegirl12 are my parents usernames
@johnsummit "Hi, pleased to meet you Mrs. Summit. So, like, did you conceive John on the peak of Mt. Everest and that's how he got his name?" I'm sure that'd go over well.
@johnsummit Who else read khole as Khloe?
@johnsummit to be fair, mama summit has discord friends now. she gets it.