Jessica @jessica_p1981
ISFJ, Ravenclaw ⚡️parent, cat person, and occasional troll. I dislike all politicians equally and can form my own opinions without the assistance of strangers. Calgary, Alberta Joined April 2009-
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Stampeders should do something like this.
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Hell yeah!! Club seats to Heart! 🎵🎵 @officialheart
@CalgaryPolice @StopCrimeYYC She’s got that “cash me outside” kinda vibe
@CalgaryPolice @StopCrimeYYC I’d start by staking out the fake eyelash aisles at Walmart. No need to thank me.
No pun intended, but this band holds a very special place in my heart. My mom passed away in 1992 when I was 11. Dreamboat Annie was her favourite album and Heart was her favourite band. I'll probably be a bit teary-eyed during most of this concert. 💕 @officialheart
Hell yeah!! Club seats to Heart! 🎵🎵 @officialheart