Jay Harris @jayharriscomedy

@Artane_33 @realjonlovitz @Columbia Folks, the rot is very deep at Columbia. Professors, administrators & students are siding with the pro-Hamas crowd even against the weak president! nytimes.com/2024/04/22/us/…

To the students at @Columbia , and any other students at colleges across the United States, blocking Jewish kids from entering the school to go to class: You're supposed to be smart. You're blaming your 18 year old classmates from the US for the actions of the government of…

@HilzFuld You think for one second they would allow the KKK to March there? And carry on like this? If this was the KKK instead of the Palestinian butcher supporters, the federal government would have sent the FBI out in massive force. Liberal privilege I guess for these folks

Why are some Jewish people so desperate to feel liked that they sell out the Jewish state? Not me. Not ever. I would rather antisemites continue to hate me. I am Jewish. I am a Zionist. I stand with Israel. Always.

I don't think success comes down to luck. I think it's a lot of hard work. It's a lot of going out there and knocking on doors and reaching out to people in the industry, putting yourself out there, taking chances. Get everyone you can reading your work.

I stand today and always with the people of Israel, and pray for their safety.

Lots of people on this platform seem upset that Israel killed three Hamas terrorists on Eid. These same people did not care when Hamas terrorists massacred, butchered and raped Israeli civilians on a Jewish holiday. Seems their moral compass is rather broken.

houses want to be lived in, books want to be read, instruments want to be played, drum machines want to be worked, balls want to be bounced, bodies wanna run and swim, use your shit or give it away

Your life dreams are personal so don’t overshare. If someone isn’t meant to be a part of them, contribute to your goal or champion you towards.. don’t tell anyone shit. Just show’em.

One thing Judge Cannon can't stop, even if she waits to tank Jack Smith at the trial by dismissing the charges, is that Jack Smith only charged Trump for a portion of the classified documents he kept in his possession. Even if double jeapordy does apply to these charges, as…

@renato_mariotti This is enough already. Time for Judge Cannon to be removed from the classified documents case. She's not calling balls and strikes. She's actually conspiring with the pitcher, who in this case is Donald Trump. She's a disgrace to the bench and needs to go. Today.

Have Hamas apologised for accidentally crossing a border and slitting the throats of babies and raping women and murdering over a thousand people and taking hundreds of hostages yet? If they haven’t - I’m starting to think it was deliberate and an emphatic statement of who they…

Donald Trump and his collaborators say the 1/6 rioters in DC jail are “hostages" and should be freed. The truth: over 90% are in jail for crimes involving assaulting police. No sane person would want to free people who attack police. justsecurity.org/94157/january-…

So imagine this. It’s 7:30 am and you’re on your way to school. All of a sudden you hear noises as if something is hitting the school bus. You think it’s Palestinians throwing stones, which has insanely become routine, but then you see this. A terrorist standing in front…

You absolute morons All you had to do - governments, charities, churches, mosques, journalists, students, politicians, performers, NGO’s - was demand Hamas release the hostages The most simple test of morality, practicality and basic strategy And you failed because the urge to…

Someone just commented on a post “So you are denying the existence of Palestinians? Why not go for a 2 state solution? That is really the only solution. Jews wanted a country. They got it. Why can't Palestinians have a country too?” My response for your reading pleasure.…

@kaitlancollins Couldn't Jared Kushner put up the bond? He's parked on $2B from the Saudi Wealth fund and I'm sure the Saudis would be just delighted with the "investment". I think Trump's legal team is just making excuses.

President Biden at last night’s Gridiron dinner: “The big news this week is two candidates clinched their parties’ nomination for president. One candidate is too old, mentally unfit to be president: The other’s me.”   “You know he ain’t the same guy that I beat in 2020…But don’t…

I have a radical idea. if the Palestinians want a state.. let them act like it. why don't they take some responsibility for anything? why don't they present a realistic plan to Israel for possible steps towards a state?why don't they ever make a gesture? maybe denounce terrorism?

If you voted for Biden in 2020 and are thinking of voting for Trump this time, keep this in mind: In Trump’s grab for power, he tried to steal your Biden vote by rendering it null and void.