Jade @jadyncinema

Joined April 2014

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grace @gracefishlove

10 hours ago

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

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bald ann dowd @ali_sivi

2 days ago

i can phil it collins in the air tonight

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Reductress @Reductress

2 days ago

Doctor Wasn’t Aware You Wanted Pain Gone

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maria @ilmutus

a week ago

if you saw a fat dog in 2016 you had to call it a "heckin chonker" or else they'd execute you

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tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft

a week ago

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

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bro @scrungeonmaster

2 weeks ago

MITCH MCCONNELL WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

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microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace

a week ago

Lindsey Graham knew that the surgery to remove ribs in order to suck your own dick had risks. He went forward with clear eyes and a full heart. He died on his own terms.

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Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4

2 weeks ago

Joan Didion, every day is all there is

fresils @iFresils

2 weeks ago

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.

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trash jones @jzux

2 weeks ago

no offense to horses but if someone led me to water i would drink to be polite

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Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppletomyeye

2 weeks ago

It’s kind of humiliating when the arts and crafts can tell there’s impatience in your heart

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Mac @GoodPoliticGuy

2 weeks ago

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he told me aahhh shit it’s hot fuck there’s so much fire oh god reagans here too fuckkkk

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Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday

3 weeks ago

🚨JUST IN: NASA released a new Mars image showing real clouds 250 million miles away. These include rare iridescent clouds seen for the first time on another planet.

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Pop Base @PopBase

3 weeks ago

Today is Social Media Day. What is your favorite social media post of all time?

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merton ♨️ @mertonesque

3 weeks ago

the devil is real but the only thing he is capable of doing is making people really good at blues guitar which is not in demand as much as it used to be

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if I were a ghost i’d wear a fitted sheet to stand out from the other ghosts. And the other ghosts would be like “this is why you got killed in the first place. This is the shit people don’t like about you.”

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tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa

3 weeks ago

meta glasses? you mean pervert glasses? you mean pedo glasses? you mean groper glasses? you mean loser glasses? you mean creep glasses? you mean sicko glasses? you mean predator glasses? you mean groomer glasses? you mean molester glasses? you mean stalker glasses? you mean scumb