jade @jadewesthoff

Big believer in the Oxford comma Tulsa, OK Joined February 2012

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brandi ❤️‍🔥 @daysevermore

2 years ago

if miley doesn’t open the 2028 olympics with Party in the USA, i will riot. like all the olympians will quite literally be hopping off the plane at LAX with a dream

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I genuinely hope we get Disney+ documentaries for these expansions. I want to see the thought process, design choice, the construction and i wanna know how many tons of cement used and just all the things. Park expansion docuseries would be so good 😭

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Original Orange Bird @ogorangebird

2 years ago

“Get me Josh D’Amaro……..Don’t you put me on hold”

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SHAWN THE MUPPET'S NAME IS MONSTER @ShawnNOrlando

2 years ago

Josh D'Amaro: YOU WILL NEVER KNOW WHATS BEYOND BIG THUNDER MOUNTAIN Distwitter: VILLAINS LAND OBVIOUSLY JOSH: CARS YOU DUMB BITCHES

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Carrie Courogen @carriecourogen

2 years ago

I just know Tim Walz could teach me how to drive stick shift without making me cry once

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Taylor Swift @taylorswift13

3 years ago

Time Magazine: We’d like to name you Person of the Yea- Me: Can I bring my cat.

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3 years ago

Read Taylor Swift's full Person of the Year interview (featuring Benjamin Button, the cat) time.com/6342806/person…

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TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes

3 years ago

Do these girls really think Hannah B is there to date people? She’s the most popular person in Bach Nation. She’s has a boyfriend for 3 years. Jesus Christ #BachelorInParadise

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Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff

3 years ago

Hannah Brown after causing pure panic on the beach #BachelorInParadise

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Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff

3 years ago

Since when did Paradise mean exclusive after one hour of talking #BachelorInParadise

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Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff

3 years ago

“Here for Aven” is pure violence #BachelorInParadise

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Sophie Vershbow @svershbow

3 years ago

Boy Math word problem: If Kevin sleeps with Brenda in September, integrates her into his friend group in October, takes her to a work event in November, and introduces her to his parents in December, in what month will Kevin tell Brenda, "I'm not looking for anything serious."