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a student just asked me to go to the nurse because “yesterday i got apple sauce in my eye”
“happy he has Bell’s palsy” hilarious quote about a guy whose basketball style you do not like.
“happy he has Bell’s palsy” hilarious quote about a guy whose basketball style you do not like.
one of my students is eating cheese fries in my classroom right now.
actual madlibs
so you can stop the game for no reason, go to the monitor, and assess a common offensive foul?
this u?
this u? https://t.co/qFGC6wZI1s
thank god i do not teach in NYC anymore. kids would have me in hell tomorrow
unfortunately it does not get worse than that
New home-field advantage idea. Have a very talented impressionist sit behind the opposing dugout and hurl insults at the umps in character as opposing players
New home-field advantage idea. Have a very talented impressionist sit behind the opposing dugout and hurl insults at the umps in character as opposing players
Three extremely poor decisions - three penalties not given - which we simply cannot accept. We warned the PGMOL that the VAR is a Luton fan before the game but they didn’t change him. Our patience has been tested multiple times. NFFC will now consider its options.
Just a snapshot of Embiid's career. Was absolutely dominant and propping his team up as a lot of them struggled, and now we all wait to see what the extent of the issue is after he leaves due to injury. Really feel for him.
tobias committing a moronic end-of-quarter foul but then you remember that’s 2 on tobias
playoff season. 🚂
clean!
one of my students has discovered how to make a high-pitched harmonica noise with his mouth. which, and there’s really no other way to say this, is just really unfortunate for me, personally.
the thursday / friday NYT crosswords are impossible. not even fun. too hard. like when you play pick up against the guy who averages 19 and 7 at a D3 school. just gotta tip the cap.
didn’t wake up today thinking i would be defending drops of jupiter online™️ but that is the true beauty of this app.
eventually a king other than keegan murray will attempt a shot.
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Matt @mpmatt42
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I can’t believe liberals got dogs, football, and bud light
don’t know this dude but I am IN
This man has to be the only student on record to transfer from Cornell to Houston Christian University
don’t know this dude but I am IN
Sixers have submitted an injury report for tomorrow’s Game 4 against the Knicks. OUT: Robert Covington (left knee bone bruise) QUESTIONABLE: Joel Embiid (left knee injury recovery) De’Anthony Melton is not listed on the injury report for the first time in months.
"The Bears get an A despite drafting a punter in the fourth round" Excuse me they did not draft *a* punter. That right there is *the* punter
thereis AN U p T Ow N EXPRESS 2 TRAIN TO wakefieldtwohundredandfortyfirststreet approaching the station.
Jeff Hoffman, K'ing the Side.
A friend is sitting in the 500s. Someone in his section heckled Ohtani about gambling and an usher came over and said “no gambling talk”. My friend inquired further and the usher said no yelling about gambling at all. Un/related: there is a 2-storey gambling ad in the outfield.
howie had to have such a shit eating grin on his face when he traded up for trotter jr. just like a full "oh, those fuckers are gonna love this". and he's right, we fucking love it.
Ranger Suarez is the most underrated star in Philly. Just quietly gets the job done and someone you can always count on. Consistently good.
Trea Turner has scored 18 runs since Ranger Suarez last allowed one
Rob Thomson on whether Ranger Suarez was conscious of the scoreless innings streak: "I don't know, nor do I know if he cares. He's just having fun playing baseball right now."
There were 2 outs, nobody on in this 5th inning. Whit Merrifield hustled and beat out an infield single and 5 straight guys have reached, resulting in 3 runs and a ton of extra pitches for Dylan Cease. Phillies lead 5-0 and are doing so many things well.
Ranger Suárez this season: 5-0, 41 IP, 1.32 ERA, 0.63 WHIP, 5 BB, 40 K
you might beat them twice in a row, or five times in a row, or even 11 times in a row. But nobody, and I mean NOBODY, beats the Los Angeles Lakers 12 times in a row.
#Phillies starting rotations through 28 games: 2011: 3.19 ERA, 183.2 IP, 40 BB, 174 K 2024: 2.14 ERA, 168 IP, 48 BB, 180 K
Alec Bohm has: The 3rd highest Batting Average in MLB The 8th most hits in MLB The 2nd most RBI in MLB The 3rd highest OBP in MLB The 7th highest Slugging% in MLB The 2nd most doubles in MLB
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The @Phillies: - Winners of 10 of 12 - Ranger Suárez moves to 5-0 with a 1.32 ERA
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