WINDMARK @itswindmark

Joined June 2013

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WINDMARK @itswindmark

4 days ago

@140ngera 😂😂

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dennis @AkainuBerbaric

2 years ago

Toka nianze kujituma the universe has done nothing but show me there are multiple ways of being a failure

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CLARK @clarkcashes

3 months ago

Dont smoke weed but if u already are man this shits great

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clifford carmichael @former_gcup

4 months ago

“Oil is $100 the barrel” what kind of 1600s ass measurement is that. That means nothing to me. Let me see the barrel

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Whenever am requested to provide my Subaru Impreza which I bought without a loan,for an occasion that will see us traverse a different county mostly dowry ceremonies or funerals ,I always make a point of carrying 3 married women of outstanding character and one young man ,the three women will always want to get home as soon as possible and the young man is mostly to stop rumors and incase of a vehicle emergency, I normally hear those who carry men who consult the spirits getting home in ungodly hours or the next day ,men are never in a hurry ,they will be somewhere in endarasha at 2am having the time of their life while you wait for them ,being a designated driver you can't join them or leave them .men are not good people.

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MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack

5 months ago

Mbona sijawahi ona mtu akiomba Traffic officers loose ya thao na mnajua hawawezi kosa?😂😂

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WINDMARK @itswindmark

5 months ago

@MartinAlpine Reset it to learning mode. I believe there is a YouTube link for the steps somewhere in the comments.

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Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz

7 months ago

Last week our CISO asked me to present on “zero trust architecture.” I don’t know what that means. I make $340,000 a year. I haven’t touched a firewall since Obama’s first term. But I have a CISSP. I passed by memorizing acronyms. I still don’t know what half of them stand for. I opened my presentation with “assume breach.” Everyone nodded gravely. I said “defense in depth” three times. The board was captivated. Then a junior analyst raised her hand. She asked how we’d implement microsegmentation. I felt a cold sweat. I said, “Great question. Let’s take that offline.” She persisted. I said we should “leverage AI-driven solutions.” She asked which ones. I said, “The cloud-native ones.” She looked confused. I told her confusion was natural. I said, “Security is a journey, not a destination.” The CEO started clapping. I don’t know why. But others joined in. The analyst stopped asking questions. I ended with “security is everyone’s responsibility.” This meant it was no one’s responsibility. Especially not mine. We got breached two weeks later. I blamed the analyst for “creating a culture of doubt.” She got put on a PIP. I got promoted to VP. Resilience isn’t about preventing failure. It’s about surviving it. Preferably while others don’t.

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SIGKITTEN @SIGKITTEN

7 months ago

Jum @JesterJum

7 months ago

This is our new kitchen. What would you put here?

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Honey Pot 🍯 @Miss_Patriciah

7 months ago

He's moving like me on Fridays at the office. Water dispenser, photocopy, reception. Just moving around doing nothing.

Ahmad Salim @ahmadsalims

7 months ago

But jokes aside. Today Ruto opened a school. Launched affordable housing. Attended a wedding in Ijara then another wedding in Nairobi. At night he is strategising politics and running businesses. Meetings till 2-3am. Boss that’s a crazy schedule. What time does he rest?

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Scribe Of Damnation @The_Scribe2334

7 months ago

Ahmad Salim @ahmadsalims

7 months ago

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Keshanov @Wangechike_

8 months ago

Mbona uko na reception kwa nyumba ama unawaita na ticket number?

Brandon Nicodemus @_sir_brandon_

8 months ago

Mimi hapa nimemaliza kufurnish😂hzo mambo zingine zote ni propaganda, this is how a man’s house should look.

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Ramah Kizito @RamahKizito

8 months ago

Which radio is this?

Cecile @Cecilia97N

8 months ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Lord why 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. 100kgs as if I am a pregnant cow😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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mokorino @kimondio_

8 months ago

A lot of things on twitter hua overpriced nishainunua blouse huku 900 nikidhani ni floral shirt

ANNE ODIDA🇰🇪 @anne_odida

8 months ago

Ni laptops zilipanda bei ama Twitter laptops are just overpriced?

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RossRadio @cqcqcqdx

8 months ago

Loose power plug always coming out? Trust me, I’m an Engineer. A lil glue, Velcro, and washer!🤓

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سام @Morara__

9 months ago

FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona

9 months ago

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Stuart @punished_stu

9 months ago

all ideal place pictures reveal that everybody hates cars and probably don't even realise it

Glen Matthews @glenpmatthews

9 months ago

Philly would be a top 5 city if the whole place looked like this

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chérry🍒 @pinkli_lies

9 months ago

A free concert would heal us 😭😭😭😔

KONSHENS @konshens

9 months ago

My condolences my Kenyan family. 💪🏾🙏🏾♥️ 🇰🇪. Stay strong

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Sam Curry @samwcyo

9 months ago

Earlier this year, @infosec_au and I discovered multiple vulnerabilities that allowed us to access the back office admin panel of ClubWPT Gold (the World Poker Tour's website) where we could manage customer data, KYC, and more. Read the writeup here: samcurry.net/hacking-clubwp…