lizard @itsmelizard

give a fuck Joined May 2009

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Bradyt234 @bradyt234

7 months ago

@CenterPoint is replacing gas lines in our neighborhood and accidentally broke our water line. They turned our water off and left. We’ve now been without water for 24 hrs and @CenterPoint_TX says it’s not their problem.

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b @wwxwashere

a year ago

AI killed my imposter syndrome. i now fully believe i’m objectively better and smarter than all the people who need AI to do anything.

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Subsistence Content Farmer @prncessdianavar

a year ago

(explaining empathy to an american) imagine a kia sorento has a person in it

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a year ago

This is such a beautiful concept I'm gonna cry

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lizard @itsmelizard

2 years ago

well. i guess i should order crumbl before RFK makes it illegal

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jess ⎕ @trumanpotb

2 years ago

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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lizard @itsmelizard

3 years ago

@AnthemBCBS not covering ADD medication for adults and refusing to make an exception should be against the law. i need this medication to function. y'all are so so greedy and evil.

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Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all

3 years ago

Met a 73 year old woman today. Her spouse died and she was unable to pay rent after his passing. She was a housekeeper and he was a gardener. She now lives in a park. She's on 11 different wait lists for senior housing and has been waiting for 2 years.

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Alexander - Sex Critical 🦢🦜 @etotheipie

3 years ago

This is a statement from two of the people who wrote Florida's new education standards on slavery. In it they give several names of people to exemplify slaves who learned skills they applied later in life. Let's go through the supposed truth of this list one by one.

Alex Lanfranconi @AlexLanfran

3 years ago

Want the truth on Florida’s African American History Standards? See statement below from experts who crafted them. “Any attempt to reduce slaves to just victims of oppression fails to recognize their strength, courage and resiliency during a difficult time in American history.”

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Austin Public Health @AusPublicHealth

4 years ago

Shelters will open overnight on Thurs 12/22, Fri 12/23, Sat 12/24, and Sun 12/25 as it is expected to meet the threshold. Starting tomorrow, go to the One Texas Center (OTC), 505 Barton Springs Road 6-8pm to reg. and be transported to a shelter. More info👉bit.ly/3HYBrA6

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lizard @itsmelizard

4 years ago

If you're looking for care for a loved one with cancer, avoid @MDAndersonNews at all costs. Our experience over the last four years has been nothing short of traumatizing. Repeated attempts to allow MD Anderson to rectify the situation have been ignored. Horrible.

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Kimberly Mata-Rubio @kimrubio21

4 years ago

Felix shared our last photo of Lexi - in her child-size casket - as we asked @tedcruz to protect his constituents by supporting a federal ban on assault weapons. He declined. Instead, he said he supports increasing law enforcement presence on school campuses.

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No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC

4 years ago

This new commercial from Mothers Against Greg Abbott is one of the best political ads I’ve ever seen.

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lizard @itsmelizard

4 years ago

How are conservatives going to force people to have babies and then immediately turn around and blame mass shootings on "broken families"?

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Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll

4 years ago

The cops let the shooter in, refused to go in and stop him, and then kept parents out. If this doesn’t change your views on policing I don’t know what will.

Matt Novak @paleofuture

4 years ago

This video make so much more sense now. The cops literally stopped parents from helping their kids.

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NBC News @NBCNews

4 years ago

Texas Gov. Abbott says the Uvalde school shooter had a "mental health challenge" and the state needed to "do a better job with mental health" — yet in April he slashed $211M from the department that oversees mental health programs. nbcnews.to/3MNvCF7

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Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins

4 years ago

Amerie Jo Garza's father, a med aide, says he found out she was one of the victims when he arrived on the scene and was helping another little girl covered in blood. She told him her best friend had been shot. When he asked her name, she said his daughter's. There aren't words.