Jacob/DerpyIsMLG @is_derpy

20. I draw things Poorly. Speed Walker of Sped News. God Gang. Parxie. Pastafarian minister flow.page/derpyismlg United States Joined September 2018

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rina @urrrinal

7 months ago

and their names are cheery, jolly and gay

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Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet

12 years ago

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DEAN 卌 @BORNURFAVE

8 months ago

parx loves trans ppl so bad :(

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evan loves worf @esjesjesj

9 months ago

Hitler was a fucking loser

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Pop Base @PopBase

9 months ago

Spotify announces new feature that lets users generate a playlist using prompts.

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AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten

9 months ago

I JUST ASKED MALL SANTA IF I’M GOING TO HEAVEN AND HE SAID MAYBE

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Anna 👑 | #1 Self-Sabotage Stan @lyricalbananna

9 months ago

self-sabotage is also: -unplugging your phone at night -missing the flight -crashing your car into someone's garage -dislocating your jaw -pissing someone off and asking what's wrong -breaking plans to see what someone says -being upset when someone's mad about plans you broke

‏ً @omgsidewalks

9 months ago

self-sabotage is also: - not asking for help - rejecting praise - isolating yourself when hurt - saying “yes” to everything - putting your needs on hold - procrastinating on important tasks - watching too much news - trying to be perfect

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AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten

9 months ago

TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! *SLAMMING FISTS ON TABLE AND GRINDING MY TEETH UNTIL THEY CRACK* (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥T҉O҉D҉A҉Y҉ ҉W҉E҉ ҉E҉A҉T҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉I҉L҉G҉R҉I҉M҉ ҉M҉E҉A҉T҉ ♥ 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓

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✩ sean ✩ @SUPERDARKSEAN

9 months ago

anyone else up spending their summers contemplating what they’re gonna do with their life and they still don’t know or is it just me and the waterpark

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Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas

10 months ago

Weekly episode releases will always be preferable to dumping an entire season all at once...but damn I really want to watch the next episode of Pluribus right now