jfk twigs @ihatemeijer
kinda sweaty, she/her Joined March 2015-
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def a standing outfit
people won’t stop putting rubber bands on my head like this
finally finished this project (version 13)….. for now..
the painful small talk conversation i just had will haunt me through the rest of my day until my next painful small talk conversation tomorrow
the insane feeling that arises between 2-4pm has arrived…
no longer unemployed but actually overemployed.. i have too much shit to do
every time i open indesign it takes a year off my life…..
these jeans scare me so much because it makes it look like your legs are bending in a bad way and like maybe you’re even a scary monster under them…
had to let go of my sweet max today :’(( he will be so so so missed
me vs. my lack of bodily awareness…
me when i’m still unemployed bc HR won’t tell me when i can come back haha
going back to work monday after being off for the past 30 days…. the sunday scaries have seeped into my saturday
just spilled the entire coldbrew pitcher grounds and everything all over the counter
Löded Diper Roadie @slut4hashbrown
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lunk alarm @diet_pepsimax
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Reilly @ReillyBrenn
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Daddy D @Datemydadplz
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nbussy @lovelymuant123
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Joni Whitworth @joniwhitworth
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no. 1 sleepyhead miss.. @appleuser169420
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prince lumiii and the.. @HomoTomasiii
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Evie 🫧 @evieslasher
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glockstun @glockstun
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murphy5 @ilmurphy5
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Löded Diper Roadie @slut4hashbrown
749 Followers 1K Following professional headass and angry orchards enthusiast
lunk alarm @diet_pepsimax
254 Followers 227 Following he/him, vegan! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'
Johnny hopkins @Johnny_Hoppy101
388 Followers 697 Following he/him, menace to society and your mother
william @peakedin2009
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bell pepper emoji @Selener_J
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Spicy Fleabag @OreganoFlea
481 Followers 637 Following a very young, hip, substitute teacher. Irish. Ginger. Lover and Fighter. Audio book obsessed. Daughter of a hotdog addict. Basically allergic to seafood.
Reilly @ReillyBrenn
449 Followers 411 Following basic bitch who dresses like a 3rd grader with the face of a baseball glove
baby @mynameisjeremy7
244 Followers 255 Following
public transit prince @sevenellis_
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Lana Del Amo @lanadelamo
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m(eeeee)ina @thorn_baseball
137 Followers 228 Following || 23 || i know more about space and time than you || woman
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Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect
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All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies
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liv @oliviapedi
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Margarida César @margicesar
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emma @Em_Bers
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snoopy sister ♡ @snooopyiscool
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J̲a̲c̲k̲ ̲S̲a̲.. @Jack_Sachs
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nhi @onenhillion
129K Followers 95 Following I like goldfish and making comics! 🏳️🌈 shop: https://t.co/T0KwrBSOZ0 e-mail: [email protected] 🐟:@seaglasslensmag
Wisdom Kaye @modsiwW
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228K Followers 393 Following I like to draw and paint IG and TikTok @ miles_art
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360K Followers 2K Following The #greenestzooinamerica is dedicated to creating adventure, conveying knowledge, conserving nature, and serving the community. Home of Fiona the hippo 🦛
Lego Lost At Sea @LegoLostAtSea
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glockstun @glockstun
846 Followers 782 Following lots of questions but not lots of answers | @stunglock
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76K Followers 154 Following You really need a bio to figure out what this is? Submissions via DM
Babe... It's us
@ihatemeijer i thought I was clumsy but I actually just really needed glasses
Having a drivers license is crazy like I can just got to a coffee shop whenever I want now?
When the art museum got a bench and a mini film on loop
Israelis voice sadness and defiance over Gaza protests on US campuses dlvr.it/T6NCBZ
some guy was bothering me in work at a pizza place so i carved his stupid fucking roblox avatar into a parsnip so my fish could eat him
I'm kind of really excited about my new rug. 🦄🥰
son i found a great school for you to go to. check out how racist they are. it's perfect
Looks like I’ll be adding Ole Miss to the list of colleges to visit with my oldest
At a barbecue asking for a hot dog *and* a burger.
the tassel colors for some of the other colleges are so ugly i’m so glad LAS is white lmaoo
sometimes Noodle prefers to have his existential crisis in the fridge
Who's responsible for this....
I love saying “sounds good” at work and don’t shit sound good
me explaining why i’m not freelancing anymore
The toddler got the best of me. I assumed there wouldn’t be a wildflower seed mix packet in the toaster this morning when I heated the Eggo waffles. One must never assume.
the first thing my aunt bought me after i came out at 17
This is such a non question like I’d rather be an academic nepobaby living in Italy
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