ICantSeeMyForehead @ifunnyforehead
/// I run a ifunny account called ICantSeeMyForehead I post every day. https://t.co/wfI5Dn5EQJ Idk bro im lost Joined November 2016-
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What every NFL team needs to do in the draft to compete for a Super Bowl 🧵
Nobody should feel afraid to say “Christ is King.” This should not be a partisan issue.
Ep. 73 The Vladimir Putin Interview
Why I'm interviewing Vladimir Putin.
If the Constitution really made states powerless to defend themselves against an invasion, it wouldn’t have been ratified in the first place and Texas would have never joined the union when it did. TX is upholding the law while Biden is flouting it. FL will keep assisting…
If the Constitution really made states powerless to defend themselves against an invasion, it wouldn’t have been ratified in the first place and Texas would have never joined the union when it did. TX is upholding the law while Biden is flouting it. FL will keep assisting…
My statement on Texas’ constitutional right to self-defense.
AFC CHAMPIONSHIP, HERE WE COME.
Adam from the Ballistic High Speed YouTube channel suffers a catastrophic failure. Reported Injuries: Skull fracture w/ brain bleed. Fractured cheek bone w/ laceration. 15% 3rd degree burns. Multiple small frag wounds.
Become ungovernable.
@JustinTrudeau Luckily it’s impossible for me to have a phobia because I don’t know what half of those letters/numbers/symbols even stand for anymore.
Travis Kelce with an injury update (via @KCTV5)
New video is up, and it is a major announcement: I’m running for Congress.
White progressives hold the belief that this could prompt white conservatives to endorse gun control due to racial biases. In actuality, white conservative gun owners are not inherently racist. Progressives perceive racial minority gun owners as a potential avenue for enforcing…
White progressives hold the belief that this could prompt white conservatives to endorse gun control due to racial biases. In actuality, white conservative gun owners are not inherently racist. Progressives perceive racial minority gun owners as a potential avenue for enforcing… https://t.co/iDA8e0BoH4
@Kleanisklean They literally hit us with the “Do you know who else loved fitness? HITLER!”
Might as well go back to my far right extremist views and hit the gym again
Might as well go back to my far right extremist views and hit the gym again
@MSNBC MSNBC thinks you’re a nazi if you work out lmaooo
Massive hail from Sanger, Texas tonight. This is insane. I spoke with the individual who took this image, Venessa Henderson (shared with permission here). She stated this occurred near the Pit Stop in town. Would love to see some official measurements here!
I hereby stand for the idea of giving other people’s guns to me. Y’all want people to have less guns. I want more guns. Let’s compromise and give them all to me. Win win
Dolly Berenson @berenson11275
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An George @AGeorge52302
80 Followers 1K Following Challenge to increase the number of fans by more than 1,000 within one month.
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Natalia Unnewehr @UnnewNatal
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Emily_Taylo @ETaylo24578
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Thesi @Thesi399726
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Sesha @Sesha129547
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Tutothat @tutothat76007
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Following every rl ac.. @RocketLeague_tl
543 Followers 3K Following attempting to follow every rl twitter account
alex @highlightheaven
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Nolan Rogers Die-hard.. @NolanRogers14
541 Followers 3K Following freight team associate at the home depot
Bruno Nježić @BrunoNjei1
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Dustin Robison @dustinrob6
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Chas Gilmore @Gilmore_15
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Slexxi☀️ @______lexayyyyy
754 Followers 1K Following why be moody when you can shake yo booty! Bongwassergerzpilenkummer! “The way to know life is to love many things” -Vincent Van Gogh
Mr. Beat @beatmastermatt
46K Followers 2K Following I'm Mr. Beat. I teach history, produce videos, and make music, often at the same time. My music account: @theneedleroom The Beat Goes On: @thatbeatgoeson
McLouthJaybird @mclouthjaybird
494 Followers 5K Following You never know how strong you are until being strong is your only choice. - It’s only after you’ve lost everything that you are free to do anything. #girldad
Harry Lock Picks @HarryLockPicks
206K Followers 105 Following Betting insider for a decade, sharing free NFL, NBA & Soccer picks daily. Using my intel to help you make money. Brit living the American dream. 🇬🇧/🇺🇸
Calling Our Shot @CallingOurShot
286K Followers 287 Following YouTube Channel w/ 190K+ Subs | @OddscheckerUS @PrizePicks @SleeperPicksHQ @UnderdogFantasy @Parlay_Play @ChalkboardHQ Code 'COS' for 100% Deposit Match!
James Fridman @fjamie013
2.3M Followers 1 Following Do not submit any personal photos that you do not want to be made public. Terms and conditions apply. https://t.co/WWtgLUfRED
Patriots @JoinPatriots
3K Followers 95 Following Follow us if you LOVE America 🇺🇸 A community for MAGA patriots at https://t.co/OAxR1ChAik. Formerly /r/The_Donald.
NFLPA @NFLPA
180K Followers 5K Following The NFL Players Association. One Player Makes an Impact — 2,000 Make a Movement.
INFOWARS @infowars
469K Followers 848 Following While Other Networks Lie To You About What's Happening Now, 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐬 Tells You The Truth About What's Happening Next!
NFL Films @NFLFilms
459K Followers 2K Following Official Twitter account of NFL Productions, LLC - production company of the National Football League. Follow us on Instagram: @nflfilms
Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA
559K Followers 389 Following
U.S. Ministry of Trut.. @USMiniTru
378K Followers 69 Following Established to prevent disinformation and protect democracy. | They/Them | Sponsored by @PolitiFact, @Reuters, @VerifyThis, & @Newsweek | Satire | 恶搞
Alex Jones @RealAlexJones
2.3M Followers 693 Following Tomorrow's News Today: https://t.co/SyCUJ97GDw | Please support our sponsors: https://t.co/CA0C06rhXQ & https://t.co/CJxSZou17F
Next Gen Stats @NextGenStats
255K Followers 148 Following The official account of @NFL Next Gen Stats
Lord Miles @real_lord_miles
229K Followers 702 Following Lord Miles is a famous British catholic ✝️ explorer going to the most extreme places on Earth.
Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld_
2.4M Followers 501 Following Official #ClownWorld ™ 🤡 #NoCaptionNeeded ** DM us for removals/credit
📽️ Red Tribe Cin.. @ClayWendler
21K Followers 1K Following IT Guy. Fastest GIF in the West. Mahomes Cinematic Universe creations: https://t.co/z4hJWHyFaf Buy Me A Coffee: https://t.co/NeMVnwNtBF
CAN2 @ncantu
302K Followers 34 Following
Tom Grossi @tomgrossicomedy
96K Followers 394 Following Traveled to all 30 NFL Stadiums in 30 days & raised $500,000 for St. Jude. 2023 Fan of the Year. #grossiposse
Stonetoss Comics @stone_toss
452K Followers 288 Following - Stonetoss Plushie: https://t.co/h0aPmDoBtq - Cartoonist: new comics every Tues/Thurs - NFTs: @FlurksNFT - About my work: https://t.co/jgmP5JMgOt
Garand Thumb @GarandThumb1
337K Followers 143 Following Retired Military, shooter, survivalist, fitness lover, and family man. @ashkubz 😍😍
Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson
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End Wokeness @EndWokeness
2.5M Followers 1K Following Fighting, exposing, and mocking wokeness. DM for submissions
Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall
247K Followers 1K Following The Internet's Weather Man | YouTuber | Dad
Kentucky Ballistics @kyballistics
99K Followers 122 Following Kentucky Ballistics aka Scott. YouTuber 🎥, Former Kentucky State Trooper 🚔, Gym Rat 🏋️♂️ & MMA Junkie 🥊.
Ian Rapoport @RapSheet
4.5M Followers 794 Following National Insider for NFL Network and https://t.co/NIVZ6FPz0E. Husband of @thebanktress. Made seven cameos in the movie Draft Day.
Mikerophone @MikerophoneNFL
17K Followers 199 Following Just a man Who Makes NFL YouTube Videos, Over 600K Subs! Survivor.
Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami
462K Followers 0 Following Tracking the chances that NFL games finish with a score that's never happened before. Built by @dpmattingly. Based on an original idea by @jon_bois.
NFL Officiating @NFLOfficiating
137K Followers 43 Following NFL Officiating is your source for updates and gameday rules clarifications directly from the League office.
neural net guesses me.. @ResNeXtGuesser
598K Followers 1 Following I pass memes through the ResNeXt neural network. / Follow my creator (or message him for issues like stolen content): @MKVRiscy / submissions closed
GoodTimesWithScar @GTWScar
338K Followers 194 Following Disabled Content Creator and partnered Twitch streamer. Disability activist in gaming and Hermitcrafter. *[email protected] Twitch: https://t.co/ZhZFNxNhjC
Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy
395K Followers 442 Following Congressional Candidate (R TX-23) Business Owner, YouTuber, Constitutionalist, Second Amendment Absolutist, VERY Politically Incorrect.
Real Life Lore @RealLifeLore22
23K Followers 146 Following Creator of RealLifeLore and other stuff on YouTube. Smart YouTube Mafia member.
Is Mumbo Eating Well? @MumboFoodDiary
8K Followers 1 Following This past year hasn't been great for my diet and my fitness. Every night I will post either yes or no, the no followed by all the junk that caused the no 🍫🎂🍩
SandmanStonks @SandmanStocks
1K Followers 161 Following I am addicted to Penny Stocks...This page is where I will vent about the ups and downs! I AM NOT A FINANCIAL PLANNER/ADVISOR, Just a dumb youtuber (;
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter
11.0M Followers 4K Following ESPN Senior NFL Insider. Interview & Podcast Requests: [email protected] Host of the Adam Schefter Podcast https://t.co/oz43ix5jZU
alex @highlightheaven
82K Followers 16K Following
Arrowhead Pride @ArrowheadPride
275K Followers 656 Following Your one-stop shop for Kansas City Chiefs news. All Chiefs. All the time. Tweets by @pgsween, @Arrowheadphones & staff. Gameday live tweeting: @nick_schwerdt
Kansas City Tweets fr.. @KansasCity100
2K Followers 68 Following Tweeting real-time information from Kansas City 100 years ago. I'll step out of the timeline for Harry S. Truman stuff.
kcpolice @kcpolice
265K Followers 440 Following Our mission: To protect and serve with professionalism, honor and integrity. Not monitored 24/7. Call 911 for emergencies; 816-234-5111 for non-emergencies.
Chris Jones @StoneColdJones
298K Followers 957 Following "I am second". PR/Marketing: [email protected]
City of Tonganoxie @TonganoxieCity
1K Followers 89 Following
The White House 45 Ar.. @WhiteHouse45
24.2M Followers 12 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
@elonmusk @WholeMarsBlog Make using the word retard great again.
@WholeMarsBlog I’d like to apologize to Dustin Moskowitz for calling him a “retard”. That was wrong. What I meant to say is that he is a pompous idiot whose his head is so far up his own ass that he is legally blind. I wish him the best and hope that someday we can be friends.
A semi ended my chase early today. I'm okay. What really matters is the devastating damage these storms have done and are continuing to do. #newx #wxtwitter
DRONE VIDEO -- Miles Springer sent us drone video of the tornado damage Friday in Elkhorn.
🚨 #BREAKING: MASS DESTRUCTION REPORTED AS TORNADOS RIP THROUGH NEBRASKA This is horrifying stuff to watch. From the Omaha, NE Emergency Dispatch: “Chief, we have 30-40 houses gone. We need mass casualty resources.” As of now, there have been at LEAST 28 touchdowns across…
This is the craziest thing ever. These caps make no difference
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Guardian Caps have been authorized for in-game use for next season.
Me trying to keep up on WR screens this year. #ChiefsKingdom
The only one Worthy. With the 28th pick in the NFL Draft, we have selected @XavierWorthy!
Last year, I went to 30 NFL Stadiums in 30 Days & we raised over $500k for @StJude. This year...it's time to go International. 5 countries 7 stadiums 10 days All to raise $100k for St. Jude & their global program to fight cancer outside the US. The International Stadium…
@gimmickannoying Statistically, he isn't wrong
If you draft him, Rings will come. @Chiefs
@WJayHorsley @Chiefs What’s sad is the other teams don’t have Patrick Mahomes
What every NFL team needs to do in the draft to compete for a Super Bowl 🧵
Biden is proposing a 44.6% capital gains tax, the highest ever, previously set by Jimmy Carter. Here's how that worked out for Jimmy Carter:
I'm distraught. I miss being in warzones so much, but all the current wars are both gay and retarded.
@TonyGonzales4TX The audience looks like you rudely interrupted a quiet dinner at their favorite restaurant.
This fucking guy. Black people make up only 12.5% of the US population yet account for: 36.4% of violent crimes 20.6% of sex offenses 26.7% of rape 33.2% of aggravated assault 51.2% of murder This means that only a mere 12.5% of the population were able to commit: •…
Given the relentless attacks on free speech, I am going to fund a national signature campaign in support of the First Amendment
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